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[Bronje @MungaReal1]

@SokoAnalyst You and your foetus?

[Bronje @MungaReal1]

@AdrianOluoch @FCBayernEN @AFCAjax Hope the police deal ruthlessly with any idiot who will choose to embarrass the country that day

[AFC Ajax @AFCAjax]

We’re proud to announce that we will face FC Bayern in the opening match of the new Raila Odinga International Stadium at Talanta Sports City in Nairobi, Kenya 🇰🇪

[Kimath!. @Kimathi_One]

But Kenyan women hamko good looking aki😭

[Bronje @MungaReal1]

@vic_thegreat @manikiarie Na hizo miaka zote uko nnazo bado uko hapa unajiita mimi ndio sifuna

[Bronje @MungaReal1]

@edwinsifuna Well said H.E incoming opposition leader

[Bronje @MungaReal1]

@k_vosty @ntsa_kenya There's this sign, and there are two other markings on the tarmac. The driver is obviously an imbecile just like most matatu drivers are.

[Gachoka Jnr @k_vosty]

Weuh karibu makosa ifanyike this spot is ticking time zone. @ntsa_kenya

[The Husky @Mr_Husky1]

Millennials really went from spending hours picking the perfect ringtone and customizing every inch of their phones to keeping them permanently on silent and ignoring every call like their life depends on it.

They went from partying until sunrise with people whose last names they didn't even know to canceling plans because staying home sounds better, then experiencing social anxiety when they actually have to leave the house.

They went from posting every detail of their lives online to wanting absolutely nobody to perceive them.

From surviving on three hours of sleep to needing eight hours, a specific pillow, complete darkness, and zero responsibilities just to function.

From saying “YOLO” to saying “I don't have the energy for this.”

Honestly, millennials have one of the most impressive character arcs of any generation.

We have experienced both extremes of almost everything. We can be completely unhinged on Friday and cancel every plan for the next six months by Saturday.

You can't overestimate us, and you can't underestimate us.

We contain multitudes. Mostly anxiety, nostalgia, and a desperate need to be left alone. 😂

[Ms SthembiD❤💰📖 @SthembiD]

After murdering the Ugandan man in Durban...They should come and tell us how their lives improved.
Pathetic!

[Bronje @MungaReal1]

@abbiezuena Garbage

[Radio Generation @RadioGenKe]

Leonard Khafafa: Sifuna and Gachagua are birds of the same feather.

They tend to portray themselves as principled people, but in reality, they are far from it.

#ThePeoplesBreakfast
#HomeOfHardTruths
@ctmuga & @mungalambuvi

[Eric @amerix]

Every home has that chaotic, narcissistic daughter who wants to control the family with her manipulative ideologies.

These daughters think because they have financial influence in the family, they can make blanket decisions, manipulate parents and override the sons of the home.

[Bronje @MungaReal1]

@kilii_B @_fels1 44 ni Nairobi

[adam @rAdamfx]

the funniest part is calling introverts childish while demanding they communicate, socialize, and emote exactly the way you do. You’re not entitled to everyone’s performance just because you’re extroverted. Being loud isn’t emotional intelligence, and being quiet isn’t immaturity

[Yuvyan Malhan @Yuvyan_Malhan]

Extroverts talk too much, interrupt constantly, overshare, force conversations, hate silence, invade personal space, put people on the spot, and mistake being loud for being interesting. The worst part is expecting everyone to match their energy & calling u boring when u do not.

[Rollo Tomassi @RationalMale]

Iron Rule of Tomassi #3
Any woman who makes you wait for sex, the sex is never worth the wait.

[Elvis @Elvis_Localman]

🚨 The owner of the Aston Martin KDS 888M is HUZEIFA ONALI MOHAMED ALI. The car was involved in an accident with an expired insurance then they renewed to a new TPO at 02:40 EAT after the accident upon.

When you see this tweet 🐣 do the necessary.

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