Jade Munkii

mix of murderous monkey and defcon dragon 

[Jade Munkii @MunkMania]

Warning:

Joining Twitter increases your risk of getting an STD - Socially Transmitted Delusions

[Stu, For Real @StuForReal]

We're sorry. The Void is currently undergoing routine repairs. Please scream again later

[Mr.Carter @dexteristwisted]

If a woman puts her hair in a bun you're either in for long night of passion or getting your ass kicked

[Jade Munkii @MunkMania]

I have 6 big bottles of Siracha and nothing else, hell yeah I’m a prepper

[joji @jojipaints]

telling him my favorite anime is the Simpsons

[Darla @ddsmidt]

I’m still waiting for life to get to the “merrily, merrily, merrily” part.

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

bitch i know you feel me tryna manifest you

[Jade Munkii @MunkMania]

@gooddavid74 💙💜

[Jade Munkii @MunkMania]

my boobs are just low enough for you to know they’re not AI

[Jade Munkii @MunkMania]

@PartyWaffle 😂😂

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

The whitest thing I’ve ever done is buy salsa from CVS.

[Party Waffle @PartyWaffle]

Silent car rides, or as I call them “Psychosis Cruises”

[Jade Munkii @MunkMania]

@stewnami

[Jade Munkii @MunkMania]

Tic Tac Toe, except it’s just me trying to leave the toe attached to the rest of the evidence

[erika @yeeeerika]

if bagels can have everything so can i

[Mac Dickson @MacDicksonShow]

The most ironic thing I own is a “Welcome” mat.

[💀SpookyLittleComic👻 @CunniLinguist77]

Prithee, wouldst thou likest to hornswoggle in this boondoggle?

[The B. @anerdonfire2]

I would have never even tried to rob that lady if I knew she was so fast in that wheelchair.

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

This might surprise you guys but for 11 months in 1994 I was considered the fourth member of Hanson

[The Last Unicorn YouKnow @Scorpio1080]

Where do the ghosts of dinosaurs roam...

[Stu, For Real @StuForReal]

Never underestimate the power of positive persuasion *grabs hammer*