MunkeyDunks

I don't know yet

[MunkeyDunks @MunkyDunks]

WHITE GENOCIDE IS REAL, IT'S THE GENOCIDE OF THEIR HAIRLINE

[MunkeyDunks @MunkyDunks]

Sitting down too fast with my boxers down so air fills up my asshole and I float away like a balloon

[MunkeyDunks @MunkyDunks]

Pulling out my pubic hair in singles while saying "they love me, they love me not"

[MunkeyDunks @MunkyDunks]

I love putting a condom on like a pair of sock

[MunkeyDunks @MunkyDunks]

Girthmaxxing with vapour rub

[MunkeyDunks @MunkyDunks]

@OctopusEnergy I've been trying to get in contact with you for 2 days now, I'm still without any utility and the engineer you booked, never showed up all which trying to contact you/get a reply back is proving impossible

[MunkeyDunks @MunkyDunks]

sometimes I wish I could twist my dick like a rag to get the excessive pee out

[MunkeyDunks @MunkyDunks]

need a shawty to cream on my crop

[MunkeyDunks @MunkyDunks]

you could piss on spongebob without him knowing, he'd just soak it

[MunkeyDunks @MunkyDunks]

just wana double stuff her cheeks like an oreo 😔

[MunkeyDunks @MunkyDunks]

she queef too much, starting to sound like squidward walkin

[MunkeyDunks @MunkyDunks]

I be shoving glitter down my dick so when i cum it comes out like confetti, i name this ' The cumfetti'

[MunkeyDunks @MunkyDunks]

I play with my dick like a clit so I know how to play with hers better

[MunkeyDunks @MunkyDunks]

it's fondle ya flute friday yall, get fondling

[MunkeyDunks @MunkyDunks]

I'm a 'balls half empty' typa guy, I only do the bare minimum

[MunkeyDunks @MunkyDunks]

I be sipping her squirt from a sippie cup while I twirl my hair and giggle

[MunkeyDunks @MunkyDunks]

"do you remember when.." Bro - I barely remember what my dick look like and I yoonk that shaft everyday

[MunkeyDunks @MunkyDunks]

catch me chewing on the flavoured condoms coz i dont fuck with that bubble-gum bullshit

[MunkeyDunks @MunkyDunks]

I wish I could unsheathe my dick like a sword and pull out my spine as the blade

[MunkeyDunks @MunkyDunks]

humpty dumpty sat on the wall so I blew his back out