Chase Munro

[Chase Munro @MunroChase]

Same

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Announcement: The Babylon Bee Is Willing To Promote Any US Government Cause In Exchange For $34 Million https://t.co/yqaZ8AotD2

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

Spruced the place up a bit

[Chase Munro @MunroChase]

@mpfive0 @ianmiles This is such a bad take dude. Anyone who is serious about their physical fitness from filming their own lifts and playing them back to try and identify where corrections should be made.

[Dan Wetzel @DanWetzel]

At his press conference today, Jim Harbaugh:

1. Recanted his long held opinion that quarterbacks shouldn't eat chicken because a chicken is a "nervous bird." Says he now owns some chickens and they are "low maintenance and high production."
2. Cited watching lots of "Judge Judy" in response to his upcoming legal hearing.
3. Said his raspy voice wasn't a sign of sickness because "I'm the iron wall that viruses bash against and shatter." Promised to do "more pushups and eat an apple" just in case.

So ... business as usual.

[Chase Munro @MunroChase]

Sean McVay is a musty cunt

[Chase Munro @MunroChase]

Let this be your one good deed for the day

[Chase Munro @MunroChase]

@presidentniki You look so happy here

[Chase Munro @MunroChase]

@nickwarnerr Bro you’ve been holding back lmao

[big boy online @idonotbleed]

jesus saves. and then, he passes those savings on tO YOU SO COME ON DOWWWN TO JESUS JEEP AND CHRISTLER WE GOT BRAND NEW 2023 MODELS AND WE’RE RESURRECTING 2022 MODELS FOR PRICES THAT WONT CRUCIFY YOUR WALLET THANK YOU GOD OUR LORD AND SAVER WE’RE OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK BECAUSE SUNDAY

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Optimus Primed

[Zach Vaughn @zvaughn2712]

You: *Fake throw the dog’s ball.*

The dog:

[Chase Munro @MunroChase]

Dear @KentJonesWTB we know she said hola como esta, we know she said Konnichiwa, but after pardon my French we all lost

[Chase Munro @MunroChase]

Bro, what the fuck is TikTok and why do I follow a skateboarding traffic cone. 😂🤣

[Chase Munro @MunroChase]

@A_aron2223 Bill Nye... oh wait

[Chase Munro @MunroChase]

@DirtyHoboPantys You okay?

[Chase Munro @MunroChase]

@Activision I am thoroughly impressed by how consistently terrible your games are at launch. Seriously I can't even get through the 3rd mission on PS4