munted freak

fuck

[munted freak @MuntedFreak]

Everything I type, record myself saying,caption or tweet on this account is fact. I wholly condone everything that I state on this account. I am a threat and a menace to society

[munted freak @MuntedFreak]

Syntax?! They want money for those now!!!

[Velodus✨ @velodus]

There's no better case for socialism than the world's first trillionaire being a massive loser who cosplays as his mom and baby online and lies about being good at video games in an attempt to give his life meaning.

[Alarmingly Bald White Guy @BaldAlarmingly]

Im hearing that on his deathbed Chuck Norris received the light of Islam, and unhesistatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammed is his prophet!

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

The X-Files (1993) - Season 3 Episode 20

[munted freak @MuntedFreak]

Pilot equivalent of a detective days from retirement

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

🚨 DELTA PILOT GRABS THE INTERCOM - AND SILENCES THE ENTIRE PLANE

“I know we probably have quite a few nervous flyers today…perfectly understandable. This aircraft doesn’t move an inch unless my co-captain Michael and I are absolutely certain it’s safe.”

Then he says the line that melts the cabin:

“Before I left the house, my little one just learned the word ice cream. She made me promise to get her some when I get home. Nothing, and I mean nothing unsafe comes between me, that little girl, and her ice cream.”

He tells everyone to text their families, pick their own ice cream spots, and relax.

Fear gone. Cabin silent.
Would you trust any pilot more than that?

[munted freak @MuntedFreak]

The last thing charlie saw
#darkwoke

[Linus Tech Tips @LinusTech]

I peed myself while using my computer :(

[Burger King @BurgerKing]

him: it's only a month
waifu: ...........😭

[MatPat @MatPatGT]

Women's Gymnastics...Turning straight men into pedophiles since 1928. #Olympics

[munted freak @MuntedFreak]

Wish i could JustEat some pussy

[munted freak @MuntedFreak]

@SaintGecolas

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

Hey....Sexy Readers! This Horse Dance May Get You Hired http://t.co/BgIhfcYy #gangamstyle

[CEO MUSK @MUSKVISION62]

Yup 😂 btw I got the coded messages you sent me through the tv show New Girl and will be acting on them soon🫡

[brandon* @brndxix]

yea i’m never using white noise off youtube to nap ever again

[munted freak @MuntedFreak]

Me going in for a filling

[ひゆう かとる/Hiyu Catoru @asihida_asihida]

longhorn beetle💓✨