Alarmingly Bald White Guy

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[Alarmingly Bald White Guy @BaldAlarmingly]

In the strip club throwing $100 of origami cranes #takeflightwithme

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

he is quite calm despite the circumstances.

[Alarmingly Bald White Guy @BaldAlarmingly]

So they got away with it is what you’re saying?

[Rep. Dan Goldman @RepDanGoldman]

.@ICEgov thought they could get away with breaking the law in broad daylight today. They were wrong.

This morning, I confronted ICE agents outside an immigration court room to remind them that they are prohibited from arresting anyone who appears as required at immigration court. They didn’t seem to care and arrested a father outside of the courtroom right in front of his wife and two young kids. (1/2)

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

[yelling into your ear at a loud bar] I said, “I wish harm upon you bro!”

[Alarmingly Bald White Guy @BaldAlarmingly]

The world is finding out about America’s greatest and last institution

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Just had our first Waffle House experience at 1am. Great food, great prices, and friendly staff. 10/10, we will be coming back.😋

[Alarmingly Bald White Guy @BaldAlarmingly]

When I kill myself it’s gonna be baroque as fuck

[𖤝 @tearrxv]

i get so gay off that banana bread

[a @a8065287968522]

dudes be like big things coming then kill themselves

[Alarmingly Bald White Guy @BaldAlarmingly]

I’m becoming German

[Alarmingly Bald White Guy @BaldAlarmingly]

Starting to understand house music

[normal @35yearoldfriend]

I can’t stand anyone who complains about how “expensive” things have gotten. Potatoes are $5/pound. Eat a potato for every meal. Boom. Your job sucks. Become a neurosurgeon. There’s tons of YouTube videos. Boom. No excuses.

[Gayrilla Radio Show @gorilla__radio]

.@HunterBiden I’ll let you settle the beef with @pissvortex if you come on our show and tell us about your favorite great ape

[Alarmingly Bald White Guy @BaldAlarmingly]

Starting to understand house music

[Alarmingly Bald White Guy @BaldAlarmingly]

Get my podcast co hosts ass Hunter Biden

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@pissvortex Let’s all name something we do like. I’ll start. I like painting.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@pissvortex Let’s all name something we do like. I’ll start. I like painting.

[Alarmingly Bald White Guy @BaldAlarmingly]

This is like watching marshawn lynch in 2012

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[sharon vape 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞🫧🕯️ @sharonvape]

top retarded guy employment ideas:
1. pressure washing business
2. growing weed in california
3. underwater welder

[Alarmingly Bald White Guy @BaldAlarmingly]

@pissvortex Best I can do is this https://t.co/XchUcxffNJ

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

June is just regular month to me. Just a glimpse into how gay my mind has become

[onion person @CantEverDie]

calirornia voters boldly asked “could we get a governor worse than gavin newsom” and they discovered yes, easily

[Alarmingly Bald White Guy @BaldAlarmingly]

@pissvortex They hate it when you and me try and get some money