Ken Muokatene

⚠️CEO AltCo.,Africa&Middle East
⚠️Proud father & Husband
⚠️Progressive thinker
⚠️Philanthropist
⚠️Alpha Male
⚠️Educator

[Ken Muokatene @MuokateneKen]

@themogaka @tony_ochola @MissKwegah1 @waluwande Eeeeeeeeeeh!
That's a first one.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ken Muokatene @MuokateneKen]

@d38745ffd40d409 @MissKwegah1 And how rich is the village?

[Ken Muokatene @MuokateneKen]

In my rural village village home, you must wake up at the crack of dawn at 5:45am, becoz beyond that different animals will be making different noises, calves calling their mothers, goat kids, chickens want to be let out and resident birds singing

[Phannie A. Kwegah 🇰🇪 @MissKwegah1]

Good morning from a quiet village in Ugenya called Kanyaudo. People here wake up at 8am. I think they’ve made it in life😆😆.

[Ken Muokatene @MuokateneKen]

And you want to marry there?

[Phannie A. Kwegah 🇰🇪 @MissKwegah1]

Good morning from a quiet village in Ugenya called Kanyaudo. People here wake up at 8am. I think they’ve made it in life😆😆.

[Ken Muokatene @MuokateneKen]

@ojdann @MissKwegah1 @harrisonmumia She knows everything.

[Ken Muokatene @MuokateneKen]

I can see the Hotel is a joint venture between you and your wife but my grandfather Mulinge wa Mwania told me that the only viable venture between a man and his wife is the blanket they share.
Tafakari ya babu!

[Dr. Alfred N. Mutua @DrAlfredMutua]

Lillian & I invite you to the soft opening of the A & L Hotel, Machakos, from tomorrow, July 24th, 2020. We have initiated Covid-19 protocols to keep all of us safe. Please pass by anytime for a cup of tea, a drink, a meal or even a swim. The restaurant’s hours: 8 am- 8 pm daily.

[Ken Muokatene @MuokateneKen]

@RobertAlai @SakajaJohnson is a skirt chaser and whenever skirts shall be he will go.

[Ken Muokatene @MuokateneKen]

But he became president nevertheless, what are you?

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

It is not MAUMAU alone that fought for the Independence of Kenya. So many others did so. Also, Jomo Kenyatta NEVER fought for the freedom of Kenya. Let that sink in. That dude was a Fraud.

[Ken Muokatene @MuokateneKen]

@RobertAlai Your views on reopening depends on what you do for a living, if all you do is blog, then you don't have any idea about reopening neither are you qualified to comment about it

[Ken Muokatene @MuokateneKen]

@HonWaruguru @BelAkinyii @TeamWiliamRuto @Kakamega_pundit @ItsKiprotich1 @_ItsShark @KalaleSteve @MigunaMiguna @NdindiNyoro @kipmurkomen @MillicentOmanga How and yet they have their own plane on the tarmac, stop using that wet crack between your l3gs and use your head.

[Ken Muokatene @MuokateneKen]

Remind me again, how many ICU beds do you have in that end of the world?

[Ken Muokatene @MuokateneKen]

@X2Mwangi Bro., a flag is a symbol for something that should be dear and true to the people but when the same flag becomes the symbol of economic oppression and inequality, it is changed.

[Ken Muokatene @MuokateneKen]

You know what Mwangi, much higher number of people than your whole relatives and clan combined are dying in this country because of misrule and poverty, political chaos and hunger, i would switch our flag any day for economic growth and prosperity

[Mwangi Arap Tarus . @X2Mwangi]

@DonaldBKipkorir Wakili Donald, i hope this is sarcasm.

My relatives were killed.

Colonial govt started killing, disposessing & destroying my great grandfather and his sons, their properties and way of life as early as 1930.
There is nothing beautiful in that, let alone a foolish flag.

[Ken Muokatene @MuokateneKen]

Maybe there is some truth in there, why is CJ Maraga not calling a press briefing to comment about it?
What if it turns out to be true, sasa utaambia watu nini?

[Ngumbau Wa Ngumbau @bemutiso]

That woman accusing CJ Maraga of child neglect didn't perfect the movie. The acting didn't meet the standards and therefore we direct her to Machakos county, she will meet the king of cinemas who will help her stage-manage properly.
#UHURUmtaani

[Ken Muokatene @MuokateneKen]

@bemutiso Gov. Alfred Mutua of Machakos county wept
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[Ken Muokatene @MuokateneKen]

With @NelsonHavi as the president LSK has lost it's bearings, no direction at all.
That why democracy is not the best way of representation sometimes, professionals chose a village moron.

[kennedy okungu @abonyojunior]

@DonaldBKipkorir I couldn't agree more. But more fundamental is how a president of LSK calling ruling fraudulent baffles me. Who are the guy's who elected Havi? The Lsk has never had such an incompetent president in history.

[Ken Muokatene @MuokateneKen]

Slaying went into your head, all you see in men is predatory.
Who was your father, was he a tourist on vacation?

[Esther Muthoni Passaris @EstherPassaris]

Whilst we celebrate Father's Day today, I call on MEN to hold their fellow fathers, uncles, male relatives, friends and neighbours accountable. Fathers need to shape up and stop the rampant defilement of our children. Stop protecting sexual predators. Speak up! #Fathersday2020

[Ken Muokatene @MuokateneKen]

Sick puppy? And why did you hire a sick puppy in the first place instead of calling the vets?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Bolton’s book, which is getting terrible reviews, is a compilation of lies and made up stories, all intended to make me look bad. Many of the ridiculous statements he attributes to me were never made, pure fiction. Just trying to get even for firing him like the sick puppy he is!

[Ken Muokatene @MuokateneKen]

@BrownEyedKenyan Bandit economy it is!

[Ken Muokatene @MuokateneKen]

History will judge you harshly, you don't bribe Mcas to impeach on a Governor on frivolous charges just to settle scores and expect senator to uphold it, you must be stretching your luck too far.
Tell your master to save his money and energy.

[KIPCHUMBA MURKOMEN, E.G.H @kipmurkomen]

If Govt wants to save Waiguru regardless of the facts,then she will he saved.If govt&Capitol Hill dry cleaners combine forces then Senate will do NOTHING .A few of us will makes some noise,quote the Constitution&our DC will rule us out of order&declare her Mweupe kama pamba.