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Arsenal fan. Failed hipster and uberblogger. Tennis. Forever learning German. Swim badly. Read books on holiday.

[Muppet @MuppetGooner]

@Conservatives

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

Whatever you do today, please don’t forget who caused NHS waiting lists to increase massively.

The Conservatives have a long history of making people wait longer for the care they need.

And it will take a long time to correct the messes they made.

[Muppet @MuppetGooner]

@1gamesetmatch 11 Grand Slams from 27 appearances for Bjorn Borg.

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

US ALLOWING IRANIAN OIL TANKERS THROUGH HORMUZ

The U.S. is allowing Iranian oil tankers to pass through the Strait of Hormuz to help maintain global supply, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said Monday in an interview with CNBC.

Tanker traffic has fallen after Iranian attacks on commercial ships in the Persian Gulf, but Iran continues exporting about 1.5 million barrels of oil per day through the route.

Bessent said traffic could increase before U.S. and allied naval forces begin escorting commercial vessels. Some tankers bound for India and possibly China have already left the Gulf.

[Muppet @MuppetGooner]

@ArsenalBallots At the moment the ballot is only open to Gold members. Do you know when this will open for red members please?

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

I seem to have upset the @Nigel_Farage fan club - so let me be clear.

This man sows hate, lies and division.

He is a grifter and a conman.

He does not represent the vast majority of Britons.

RT if you agree

P.s. multiculturalism is great.

[Muppet @MuppetGooner]

@Super70sSports Yeah, but Borg could have kept running for another 5 hours.

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@GuillermElodie

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@Heccles94

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@BBCNews Rip off Britain.

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@SkySportsNews

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@SkySportsPL Nice of them to acknowledge Patrick Vieira.

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@Emilio2763 @WiredGooner Comedy gold.

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@paddypower @SweetAFCJane

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Spare a thought for Arsenal fans who have to sit through another 90 minutes of their team knowing for absolute certainty that they are not capable of scoring a goal.

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@TheFigen_ https://t.co/XlDYGlMGJ7

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

What a nasty piece of shit:

Reporter: “Do you have a plan to go visit the site?”

Trump: “I have a plan to visit, not the site. Because you tell me, what’s the site? The water? You want me to go swimming?”

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@huntspost Oh.. and it's in the floodzone as well - https://t.co/yg2qcSWTNR

[Muppet @MuppetGooner]

@huntspost Dangerous, greedy and stupid. 11,000 cars go down Main Street every day. Cars accelerate from the roundabout immediately and often go pass at 50 mph. Lunacy.

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@cyclingweekly what for?

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@CRonaldoNews @footballtweet Without a shadow of a doubt.