Guy Smiley

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[Guy Smiley @Muppet_News]

@natanael_zc @ModernCSA @Chukwunonso_CC @the_jefferymead @BritniDWrites MUPPET NEWS FLASH!
Hey kid, I’m just a muppet, and even I know the Confederacy is not responsible for any of those things. You just got your ass whooped by a Confederate

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@Super70sSports MUPPET SPORTS DESK!
If I remember right, after that fight he was in turmoil for a couple of years, then he found God and started selling millions of counter-top grills to cook burgers in the house

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@Jetssuckass1 @Bobby_O74 @jimrome I absolutely know better.
I sent you a credible source that you are choosing to ignore.

Instead you are trying to rely on AI 🤣

Take the ‘L’ baud

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@jamesmerilatt MUPPET SPORTS DESK!
Can’t wait to watch Danger Russ promote his brand on CBS every Sunday

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@adater MUPPET SPORTS DESK!
It’s okay though… in exchange for not having all those picks, and Cal Ritchie at power forward instead of Val, the Avalanche have Beer League Brock Nelson as C3 liability in the post season 👍

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@Super70sSports MUPPET NEWS FLASH!

You lucky bastard

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@Jetssuckass1 @Bobby_O74 @jimrome MUPPET SPORTS DESK!
Absolutely not. They were an existing franchise absorbed into the NHL as part of a merger https://t.co/MceF4Jutn8

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@jimrome MUPPET SPORTS DESK!
Miami Dolphins… back to back Superbowls with a Perfect Season

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@NickSwardson @MeatSauce1 MUPPET NEWS FLASH!
Oh, she sucks a mean one

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MUPPET NEWS FLASH
It had been a couple of years since @chanelwestcoast passed away, and the world is a better place for it.

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MUPPET SPORTS DESK!
Just wanted to point out for those who missed it, former #GoAvsGo netminder Justus Annunen has earned more hardware than Scott Wedgewood this year.
#GoldMedal
@Avalanche
@RajOnRadio
@MarkAMark
#IIHFworldCampionship

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Hey @MetMcGiffin quick question. And be honest…

Thumb or no thumb?

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@RajOnRadio MUPPET SPORTS DESK!

All teams have injuries this time of year. Don’t be that guy.

They cannot win this series againt the Golden Knights because Vegas is bigger, they work much harder, and they have a better goaltender… and

No Avs power play goal each game is the difference.

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@AmB3o3 @RockiesHockey24 MUPPET SPORTS DESK!
That is exactly the type of delusional biased reply that makes all other fan bases around the league make fun of “Avalanche Fan” for being uneducated

Blocking someone because they know more about hockey than you ever will is a bad look.

You are a joke

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@JackPosobiec MUPPET NEWS FLASH!
Not much, that time was coincidental with the rise of the Muppet Show. The cocaine was free and ladies just threw that cat around at anyone who was a foam rubber puppet.
What a great time to be alive.

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@MetMcGiffin @channel2kwgn @KDVR Liz if you play your cards right, you can expect to receive several inches overnight. Let’s raise the humidity. #JizzOnLiz

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@MetMcGiffin @KDVR @channel2kwgn MUPPET WEATHER DESK!
Liz, if you play your cards right, you can expect several inches overnight.
Let’s make the humidity rise.
#JizzOnLiz

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@oldhockeycards Yes

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MUPPET WEATHER DESK!
@MetMcGiffin needs a pearl necklace with that black dress
#JizzOnLiz @KDVR

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@Osinttechnical MUPPET NEWS FLASH!
DEI strikes again.
The best and brightest pilots don’t make those mistakes.
They also don’t have vaginas