Jason

[Jason @Murfles69]

Sorry I haven't been on twitter lately I've been too busy doing this

[Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews]

RIP David Lynch 💜

[Feanor @nimgaladh]

Sam & Frodo, from The Shire to Mount Doom

[Jason @Murfles69]

Who else is showing Thier parents knocked loose absolutely pissed drunk

[Jason @Murfles69]

The Mary wallopers shouted me out on the live stream because I'm so funny and beautiful

[🎈🤡 Auntie O'Grimacey 🔪🦀 @Bubblenoma]

Last night I was visited by 3 ghosts

[Jason @Murfles69]

Me and my friends would have killed Wallace and gromit with hammers I can tell you that much

[Jason @Murfles69]

Up Limerick in the Christmas

[Jason @Murfles69]

Merry Christmas from football head

[Jason @Murfles69]

@inztantcrush Facts

[Jason @Murfles69]

There's a fella in the gym wearing jeans and an England jersey

[Jason @Murfles69]

How it feels to have gone to the gym consistently for the last three months while still being an absolute legend in the pub

[Jason @Murfles69]

This is the correct answer

[Jason @Murfles69]

@LaurenHever The feeling of superiority I get when reading in public makes it hard for me to concentrate on the words

[Jason @Murfles69]

Does anyone know how to read a book without falling asleep after three pages

[Jason @Murfles69]

Just saw Liam Neeson in chicken hut

[Jason @Murfles69]

You wish you could do this

[Jason @Murfles69]

It's not even 12PM and this is the best day of my life

[Jason @Murfles69]

@LaurenHever So stacked

[Jason @Murfles69]

Spinkicking with tears in my eyes during have a nice life

[Outbreak® @OutbreakFest]

Outbreak Manchester 2025. Presale live at 10am on Thursday. General on sale at 10am Friday.

London news coming tomorrow.

Sign up for limited discounted presale before midnight on Wednesday: https://t.co/gfLG7CKCEw