Murica Mike 🇺🇲

Red-blooded American, xbox gamer, web development guru, and real guy who will always keep it real.

[Murica Mike 🇺🇲 @MuricaMike69]

@TNTJohn1717 In Florida, confirmed, this was the case yesterday morning and I've been living in Orlando for 6 years and never seen this odd fog in the morning like this...

Today, I woke up feeling I couldn't breathe or swallow, coughed up a ton of phlegm and blood...

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@colliemogs Black Flag, the one and only assassin's creed game that hasn't gotten any upgrades treatment for some reason, despite being possibly the best in the franchise, as it is AKA Assassins of the Caribbean

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@XboxNintendoFan Lol nice fake news, wishful thinking though, licensing issues are a bitch huh?

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@Xbox_Series_XS I have a cool idea, how about one which adds always-on voice controls and a 3D camera allowing hand gesture based control of everything on the console, works with every app/game, and even dedicated games that work without ever touching an ancient control pad?

Oh wait...

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@SuperNerdKinda @LaNativePatriot Imagine being offended by the concept of proper parenting who are legally entitled to govern all decisions and permissions of their physical offspring until the age of 18.

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@LaNativePatriot This is what's missing in mOdErN Western society... Corrective action by fathers to prevent the "my little angel" syndrome shared by nearly all women who suffer from disassociation from objective reality, and who believe "they can be anything they want"... Men can fix this.

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@Xbox "Xbox, Turn On" ... oh wait, Kinect doesn't work with new systems. Shame.

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@suayrez @kirawontmiss Me who just drives 10 mins to go pick it up because I ain't about to pay domino's a $5 charge for them to HAND the pizza TO the delivery driver, out of pure greed, which SHOULD be going EXCLUSIVELY to that driver, like it used to.

Or just make pizza from scratch, it ain't hard.

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@JLatifF @Crazymoments01 @kirawontmiss I make about 100k a year.

I choose to leave tips for phenomenal service, not just somebody doing their job; gratuity is for going above and beyond.

Tipped workers went from $2 to $10+/hr the last 4 yrs, a 500% increase, they don't NEED tips anymore.

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@LevineJonathan Proof justice is literally anything but blind, being paraded around wasting resources to make him out like a celebrity BY the system that's "prosecuting" him.

Remember kids: if your family is rich enough, even with video evidence of murder, laws don't apply to you

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@merissahansen17 The bystander effect in full effect, everybody's asleep

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@SnapBlastPLAY Uhh, why not?

Cyberpunk 2077 is one of the best games ever made, I've done 3 playthroughs, only other games I've done that with are Dark Souls 3, Elden Ring, Titanfall 2 (campaign), and a very select few others.

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@EndWokeness Great, well there's a real simple solution to this one: just get a group of people to go viciously murder all these disgusting vile pieces of crap (in a way that it's a federal crime), and then have Trump pardon those people immediately afterwards

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@cyberguy4077 @FearedBuck @itsavibe What BS Hollywood movie is this nonsense footage from?

This guy is in for MURDER and he's going around with a turtleneck sweater like a fashion model

I got a DRIVING charge they had my clothes in a bag for after I posted bail had to wear their orange crap outfit until then

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@TheQuartering I dunno I'm fairly sure "TO PROTECT AND SERVE" is a pretty clear pledge.

Just because some police are crooked and FAIL to do their job, doesn't mean it isn't right in their list of actual job duties

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@GuntherEagleman The year is 2035, you are now considered a hard right extremist if you don't accept men who get sex changes to be women, who dress like men but act like drag queens who speak with masculine voices with a flamboyant accent and won't let men open doors for them

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@Austen Be #1 rather than #2?

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@Rothmus Surprised it's that high

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@LetsGoBrando45 They forgot to line the entire building with demolition charges, very important step, so important if you do it right you don't even need the plane

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@UltraDane 10 for showing a gun
20 for firing it
LIFE for shooting someone

When exactly did that change?

Telling me I can go shoot whoever I want "because I wanna" and I'll be out in 8 years? What country is that in?

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@UltraDane Uhh what? Murder in 2018 gets out in 2026? 8 years for MURDER? last I checked the laws was 10 - 20 - LIFE