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[Eric @amerix]

If DRC had not burned those Ebola makeshift tents, and we made noise here on 𝕏 , today you would be wearing masks, locked in your house and getting frisked when you leave your town.

The Ebola narrative was a scam, and it should die.

[Eric @amerix]

Modern parents are raising self-entitled swamp rats.

• They buy them smartphones at an early age

• Dance with them in TikTok videos

• Reward them when they throw tantrums

• Avoid punishing them

• Employ housemaids to carry out house tasks as children sit and play in the house

These children can't wash their clothes, cook a simple meal, or clean the table after a meal.

They even insult housemaids.

Some even talk back to their parents.

These are the children who grow to become the idiots you see saying, "children need privacy."

Which privacy?

The results of a poorly raised child are so many awkward and displeasing teenagers and young adults on X insulting people and disrespecting order.

Children need strict supervision and instant punishment.

Otherwise, the consequences will be catastrophic.

[Eric @amerix]

We will not allow these Ebola merchants to sell us fear and terror.

Never, again.

COVID19 taught us a lot.

Just use other means to loot our resources. But, using Ebola? No way.

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

KRA wants a share of dowry money.

There is a guy called Kamau.

When it was time to buy his wife, he mobilized his most monied buddies.

He put them in a WhatsApp group. The fundraising began.

Those boys were loaded. They were only 35.
By by the time they were done, they had contributed 4.5 million shillings.

Others who were not in the group wired money directly to Kamau's bank account.

The ruracio D-Day arrived.

And as always, the one and only Kikuyu ruracio anthem was tuned.

🎶 Wero... Werokamu guku kwa wa Kanini... Werokamu... 🎶

Before they could finish the song, more than 2,000 people had pulled up.

Wakaanza kutoa funjo. Then one man stood on a stool and announced they could not sit until they had given Kamau top up money to add to the dowry.

The donation book was hurriedly brought. People lined up. Cash started flowing.

By the end of the day, another 2.8 million shillings had been raised.

Kamau took the money and banked it.

Total dowry contribution sitting at his bank account: 8m shillings.

The ceremony became the talk of Gatundu South.

Kamau paid his dowry. Collected his wife. And went home peacefully.

• Lesson 1. Monied friends are good for paying dowry.

I have no clue how. But sometime later, Kamau was marked for a KRA tax audit.

KRA went straight for his bank statements. They found deposits of 8 million shillings.

Immediately, they baptized the entire amount as undeclared taxable income.

Then demanded: 30% income tax. Penalties plus interest.

Total bill: 2.5 million shillings plus.

When Kamau saw the tax bill, he went mad.
He could try to talk but words would not come out. He nearly swallowed his tongue.

When he came back to real life. He shipped a protest letter to KRA.

He explained the money was dowry contribution from his family, friends and well wishers.

- He produced WhatsApp group fundraising screenshots.
- He produced RTGS confirmations.
- He produced the donation book.
- He even produced videos of the ceremony.

Including footage of the Werokamu song.

KRA could not hear any of it. They only wanted 2.5 million.

When Kamau realized KRA was not playing, he ran to court.

He told the Tribunal:

- My lord, look. I have shown KRA where the money came from.
- I have shown KRA who contributed it.
- I have shown KRA the ceremony.
- What more do they want from me?

KRA responded.
And what they said nearly made the judges fall off their chairs.

They argued the evidence was not convincing.

Why?

• Because the 2,000 plus donors had not sworn affidavits confirming that the money they gave was a donation and not payment for goods or services.

The Tribunal looked at the matter in amusement.

Then ruled.

- Kamau had discharged his burden of proof in full.
- KRA had acted unreasonably by ignoring and disregarding the substantial evidence he provided.
- And most importantly: Income tax is a tax on income. It is not a tax on every deposit appearing in a bank account.

The Tribunal found that KRA was wrong to treat all bank deposits as taxable income without first removing proven non income items such as dowry contributions.

The tax demand was killed.

Kamau won.

KRA retreated to Times Tower. And rested.

Case closed.

• Lesson 2.

- Document everything.

- KRA will push. Push hard.

[Eric @amerix]

Kenya is a sovereign nation and therefore our territorial integrity must be respected.

#RejectEbolaBillions

[KMPDU @kmpdu]

🔵 for IMMEDIATE RELEASE

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

I watched a video of some mumu guy saying that we owe our parents nothing and i was so sad. I thought of how my mama and papa sacrificed a luxurious life for themselves so that me and my siblings could have luxury itself. Guys please, take care of your parents, don't break their hearts.

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

Kenya should take up Dangote’s offer ASAP. That will mean we can supply refined oil to all EAC and SADC bloc

[ℝ𝕒𝕡𝕦𝕕𝕠🦎 @RapudoBrian]

Babu and Sifuna are proving themselves as the true “Joshua” that Raila spoke about. He made it clear that he might not be there when we finally reach Canaan, but a new generation of leadership would rise and take us there....and right now, you can see that vision unfolding. The energy, the courage, and the connection they have with the people is on another level 🇰🇪

What we’re witnessing is not just politics, it’s a movement gaining serious momentum. The pressure is building across the country, wananchi are more aware than ever, and the demand for accountability is getting louder by the day. This is no longer business as usual....this is a shift.

If this pace continues, then come 2027, the message will be clear and unavoidable: leadership must serve the people, or step aside. The incompetent will have no choice but to pack up and go home, because Kenyans are ready for a new chapter. 🇰🇪🔥

[I am Chege @_James041]

The World Bank and IMF are economic terrorists.

They exist to enslave Africans in the name of ' debts for capital '

Listen to what World Bank has told Nigeria concerning the new Dangote oil refinery.

The mission is to continue looting African resources and keeping Africa poor.

[Ademba Allans @Ademba_47]

Tumefika almost 1.7M new voters (maybe more). As a result, politicians and interested parties have been trying to get me to work with them. Some offering money, positions and some blackmailing. Some interested parties are fundraising and getting money using my name. The worst is infiltration.

There’s something powerful happening in this country.

Tuko Kadi was never just a slogan. It is a call! A call to a generation that is choosing participation over apathy, values over tribe, and the future over fear. It is young people deciding that their voice matters, and their vote matters, and that Kenya must move beyond the politics that have held us back for decades.

But with any movement that carries hope, there will always be those who try to ride its wave for their own gain.

We have noted, with concern, individuals and groups falsely claiming association with Tuko Kadi to solicit funds and mislead the public. Let’s be clear: this is not who we are. Tuko Kadi is not a fundraising vehicle for opportunists. It is a civic call rooted in integrity, accountability, and collective responsibility.

If you are asked to contribute money in the name of Tuko Kadi, verify first. Question boldly. Protect the movement.

Because this moment belongs to young people. To new leaders. To fresh thinking. To a generation that refuses to inherit broken systems without challenging them.

We are not here to recycle old politics. We are here to redefine it.

And despite the noise, the confusion, and the attempts to dilute it ..... the spirit of this movement is stronger than ever.

You can feel it.

A new consciousness. A new energy. A new Kenya in the making.

This is our moment.

#TukoKadi #NiKokadi

[Willis Evans Otieno @otienowill]

It is untenable to shoulder a 1.5% housing levy, 2.75% SHIF deduction, 6% NSSF contribution, and a staggering 30-45% PAYE , only to still grapple with exorbitant school fees, skyrocketing rent, punitive fuel prices, and endless medical fundraisers because SHIF remains woefully inadequate.

[Muriki Alexander @MurikiAlex]

@moneyacademyKE Yom?

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

As a man, anything you do for a woman should be done as an act of humanity on humanitarian grounds. Don’t expect anything in return. WOMEN are ungrateful.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

There are numbers, and then there is reality.

We are losing KSh 3 billion every single day to corruption.

Not monthly. Not yearly. Daily.

In just one month, that becomes KSh 90 billion. In one year, KSh 1.095 trillion disappears into thin air.

If KSh 3 billion is lost every day:

Per month (30 days)
3B × 30 = KSh 90 billion

Per year (365 days)
3B × 365 = KSh 1.095 trillion

That is over 1 TRILLION shillings gone every year.

But let’s stop there for a second, because trillions don’t mean much to the ordinary Kenyan. They don’t touch you. They don’t move you.

So let’s translate it into real life.

Every single day, that money could build 60 schools.

Imagine 60 schools rising today. Another 60 tomorrow. Another 60 the next day.

In one month, that is 1,800 schools. In one year, over 21,000 schools. Enough to end overcrowded classrooms, enough to ensure no child studies under a tree again.

Average cost to build a fully equipped primary/secondary school in Kenya: KSh 50 million

Per month (90B):
90B ÷ 50M = 1,800 schools

Per year (1.095T):
1.095T ÷ 50M = 21,900 schools

That’s enough to eliminate overcrowding in schools across the entire country.

Or think about hospitals.

Every day, we lose enough to build 6 fully equipped hospitals. Every month, 180 hospitals. Every year, over 2,000 hospitals.

Average cost for a well-equipped county-level hospital: KSh 500 million

Per month:
90B ÷ 500M = 180 hospitals

Per year:
1.095T ÷ 500M = 2,190 hospitals

That’s more than enough to ensure every Kenyan is within reach of quality healthcare.

Tell me again why patients are sharing beds. Tell me again why families are fundraising for basic treatment.

This is not bad luck. This is theft.

Even our roads tell the same story. Every day, we lose enough to tarmac 30 kilometres. Every year, nearly 11,000 kilometres of roads are built that would connect villages, grow businesses, and open up opportunities.

Kenya losing about KSh 1.095 trillion a year to corruption means that amount alone is larger than the entire national budgets of many countries.

But instead, we normalize the loss.

We have been conditioned to think corruption is just part of life. Something distant. Something we cannot touch.

But corruption is the reason a child drops out of school. It is the reason a mother buries her loved one. It is the reason a young person with potential sits idle, waiting for a system that never shows up.

This is about stolen futures. Until we start seeing it that way, until we start feeling the weight of what is being taken from us every single day, nothing will change.

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

Hide your KRA PINs guys.

Why?

Tax cheaters are hunting for them.

Why?

- Many people do not have eTIMS receipts to support expenses for 2025.

- And KRA has now allowed deduction of such expenses.

But with conditions.

- One must send a list of those expenses to KRA before filing.
- And include the supplier’s KRA PIN.

Here is the catch.

- Cheaters will use any PIN they can find.
- Yours included.

Later, KRA will come for you with stories like:

- Vipi bro. We can see you sold goods worth 10M.
- But you only declared employment income.

Or,

- Mzee you declared 2M, but we can see 10M in sales. We want tax on the other 8M.

Simply because your PIN is sitting in someone else’s expenses.

Yet you did not sell such figures.

You will waste a lot of time cursing, emailing, visiting, and calling KRA to explain unaekelewa.

Protect your PIN!

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

HOW AFRICAN GOVERNMENTS HUSTLE FOR FUNDS 😂😂😂😂😂

[Eric @amerix]

You will never see the "Amerix is bitter" battalion commenting on such awesome testimonies.

#BetterTogether

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Kama ulihepa” Shoot on the legs and shoot to killl” just go and register as a voter.

#Tukokadi

[Muriki Alexander @MurikiAlex]

@Akokerryy Thank you