My human owners put this stupid shirt on me. No matter how much I shake it doesn't come off. They think I look cute. Ha. They're stupid sometimes. #MurphyTruth
My human dad, @coachk2345, says I have to go to work if I'm staying here. Therefore I'm starting Murphy's Shredding Service. I will tear chew any papers, documents that need to be destroyed. Cost: # of papers=#of treats. Contact me here for more info. My dad will read it to me.
I haven't been feeling well. My dad, @coachk2345, takes me to this place called a vet. The humans don't give me food they are eating any more. I don't know what I've done. Need help with them. #MurphyTruth
My human dad, @coachk2345, says I was the last one out of the litter picked. I made the RHS annual this year. I bet my brothers and sisters can't say that. Food for thought. #MurphyTruth
Spring Sports for Tuesday: Baseball: Harriman at home. Gametime: 6:00. Senior Night before the game plus we recognize Tim & Tracy Treadway in their retirement. Softball: Harriman at home. Gametime: 6:00. Soccer: Oneida at home. Gametime: 6:30. Admission: $6 for all home events.
Life is good at my human dad's house. I sleep, eat, poop, pee & run around the yard in this part where I can't run away. Can't beat it. #MurphyKamikawaTruth