Top Tweets for #MurphyTruth
Murphy: " I do not like clothes." #MurphyTruth
The humans got me this stupid ball. Can't stop it from moving. They think it's humerous. #MurphyTruth
Isn't this the life? Waiting on my human dad, @coachk2345, to get home. Wish he would retire and stay with me all the time. #MurphyTruth
My human dad, @coachk2345, asked me if I knew what was on next. Of course I said, "60 Minutes follows the game except on the west coast." He thinks I'm stupid. #MurphyTruth
I don't know why he wants me to look at the camera. And I'm not saying Happy Thanksgiving. Don't even know what that is but there is lots of food. #MurphyTruth
Man, life is good. But everything is upside down. #MurphyTruth
When I visit RHS, the first place I go are the trash cans. Always good or wrappers in their trash cans. #MurphyTruth
Got my haircut today. Getting a little hot for me & long hair. My human dad does think about my needs every now and then. #MurphyTruth
My response when Aaron Rodgers said he may be the greatest Packer of all time. By the way what is a Packer? #MurphyTruth
Continued.......this is really what I wanted to do. And I usually get my way. #MurphyTruth
Well.... I knock over Jordan's clothes hamper every day. My human owner thought it would be funny to put me in the hamper. Personally I see no humor in this but he is quite strange. #MurphyTruth
My human dad took me to practice today. I always enjoy being around the team. Pudge especially. I think I look like him. I'm worn out though. Pudge is in better shape than me. #MurphyTruth
@coachk2345 & @mrskrves have the best sheets. Much better than the blanket in the crate. #MurphyTruth
This old Englishman, @eltonofficial, has me sleepy. It's better than my human dad, @coachk2345, shouting at the TV during 🏀 games. #MurphyTruth
As you can see, I'm not interested in @FBICBS but my human daddy @coachk2345 thinks I'm funny right now. #MurphyTruth
Got my haircut today. Wearing this stupid bandana the groomer put on me. My owner, @coachk2345, says I look like a thug. What's a thug? I can't Google. #MurphyTruth
My human owners think this is funny. I would rather car ride with my head out the window. #MurphyTruth
I told dad I needed a haircut but geez. Not a buzzcut. #MurphyTruth
I’ve had this nagging feeling for the last 20 years that when I see Mt Rushmore I’m somehow gonna be a bit underwhelmed.
#MurphyTruth
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