Sheena

Empathetic misanthrope

[Sheena @MurphysTarget]

I want to put his sweater on, but he gets dramatic and does this.

[Sheena @MurphysTarget]

@sanderson1611 You're disgusting dude

[Sheena @MurphysTarget]

Obligatory repost because it took forever to find on my feed.

[Phil Mathers @philmatherz]

This Whitney clip is one of my favourite things about modern life.

#whitney #cockslap #cock

[Sheena @MurphysTarget]

@ToddRobinson314 @Sossickx I was dating the groom's best man/best friend and was MOH for the bride because she was nuts and had no friends. We also tried to warn him but ultimately supported him. She also chased him with a knife later on! He's doing great now. Not so sure what Crazy is up to these days...

[Sheena @MurphysTarget]

@IsabeauMacG @fesshole Mitch McConnell is looking well.

[Sheena @MurphysTarget]

They put Nicolas Cage's head on a baby's body.

[Vertigo_Warrior @VertigoWarrior]

9. A church built a giant statue of Baby Jesus in Mexico

[New Jersey @NJGov]

you called?

[Sheena @MurphysTarget]

Melania:

[Sheena @MurphysTarget]

Where do I sign?

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

petition to have tom hanks and chet hanks start a podcast called big main where chet explains extremely online things to his dad and it helps out other olds not necessarily like me but almost exactly like me

[Sheena @MurphysTarget]

A long time ago, I had a coworker try to say that I was stealing from lockers and purses at work. I had money and meds taken from my purse so that made me suspect them. Never found out who it was.

Guess who just pleaded guilty to embezzlement from their place of employment...

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

if you’re really good at your job, instead of getting a raise, you just get more people’s work

[Sheena @MurphysTarget]

Effective

[Sheena @MurphysTarget]

I'm pretty sure the widget for Duolingo is what has kept my streak going. The owl gets dramatic af around 8pm.

[Sheena @MurphysTarget]

@SHABOOTY It's in Whoville where he left it.

[Sheena @MurphysTarget]

Mike made Chicago-style hot dogs and I can never go back to regular ass hot dogs with ketchup. Tomato slices yall 😍🤤

[Sheena @MurphysTarget]

If someone had told me 10 years ago that one day I would wake up at 4am for work and drink Sleepytime tea, I would have laughed in their face.

[Sheena @MurphysTarget]

@laurenancona

[Sheena @MurphysTarget]

I should be at Obsessed Fest right now.

[Sheena @MurphysTarget]

Currently manifesting this. I think I finally found my endgame.

[mia @httpsosweet]

imagine dating someone and it works out and you two are together for the rest of your lives

[Sheena @MurphysTarget]

I thought that The Fall of the House of Usher was a documentary about Usher and Confessions would be playing over and over.