Murray King

Long time listener, first time caller

[Murray King @MurrayKing2]

@ThatEricAlper Nebraska- Springsteen
Purple Rain- Prince
Master of Puppets - Metallica

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

Quick appreciation for the BEST broadcast booth in the Majors 💙 #WANTITALL

[Julie Stewart-Binks @JSB_TV]

Vlad starting it. Papi continuing. Both not stopping. Cutaways to Jeter and Arod (s/o to the director). Give this moment an Emmy. #WANTITALL

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

A guy in an inflatable frog suit backs down 30 guys in full riot gear. We may be the most tragic comedy ever, happening right before our eyes.

[Murray King @MurrayKing2]

@RealKidPoker Call it the Adam Foote award!

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

NBA Player- “I can’t play in the back to back because my knee is a little sore 😖”

NHL Player- “I am willing to die for my country in this exhibition”

[SaskCate 🇨🇦 @CateSask]

Times Canada needed USA’s military: 0

Times the USA has needed Canada’s military:

Iraq
Afghanistan
NORAD
Libya
Syria

Just to name a few…

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

Whoever did this is a genius.

[MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸 @MAGACult2]

I’m 100% with Canada. This man is serious. This guy’s our new spirit animal. I remember when I felt this way about my country. Fuck Donald Trump. It’s the world vs. MAGA. 🇺🇸🇨🇦

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Canada is a sovereign country. We have free universal healthcare, a longer life expectancy than the USA & we don’t live in fear of getting shot up here. We will never be a part of the USA you fucking deranged, sociopathic dumbfuck. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

According to my accountant; starting tomorrow I’m going to have to start charging a tariff for my posts since I’m a product of Canada…😏 #tariffTuesday

[Murray King @MurrayKing2]

@stephaniesmyth @BonnieCrombie @OntLiberal Hon. Steph Smyth … sounds good!

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

Jimmy & @denisleary perform an updated version of the iconic “A**hole” song! #FallonTonight

[sean yoo @SeanYoo]

when you realize you took an edible before doing something serious

[Murray King @MurrayKing2]

HEY 2024!

[Murray King @MurrayKing2]

Just a heads up…if you haven’t fire a while…you really should

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

You can't just say "Goddammit!" and expect Me to damn it. There's a procedure. File the paperwork.

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

I sometimes wonder if being Canadian doesn't feel like you have a huge psychopath living in your basement.*

*I'm sure I'm not the 1st person to think this, but I just thought it now.

[Murray King @MurrayKing2]

A YouTuber & a 58 yo man…hard to imagine anyone had high expectations…