Murrit

[Luke @qLxke_]

when you think about it this is the most marty supreme thing that could’ve happened

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Japanese Poster for Hot Fuzz, 2007

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

At times, the joy that life attacks me with is unbearable and leads to gasping hysterical laughter. I find myself completely out of control and wonder how could life could surprise me again and again and again, so completely. How could a man be a cynic? It is a sin.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

One year ago today, we lost David Lynch.

“No matter what the weather is, I wish for all of you blue skies and golden sunshine internally all along the way.”

[Murrit @MurritC]

@asimbawe The year literally started on a Out of Touch Thursday...
This means that we'll be out of touch with all that is negative in our life.
Something like this is not bound to happen till 2037...
Enjoy it, make the best of it!

[Murrit @MurritC]

If it was any other drink it would not work.
Don’t question the physics it’s been proven in a paper published by the doctor himself in 1890.

[allie🦑 comms open @fauxmantis]

im flying rn and when the kid in front of me opened his window A Ray of sunlight struck my dr pepper in a way that made me a little emotional

[GL @gldivittorio]

Trump after being called habibi once

[ₕₐₘₚₜₒₙ @hamptonism]

This is like watching the Mona Lisa get painted.

[jo @whatsJo]

He looks like the guy in a movie that only Eric’s character can see.

[Nasser @RichPianian]

He fucking did it again

[Amelia™ @RealiaAmelia]

i think all elections should feature two ideologically opposed candidates and curtis sliwa

[onionweigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher]

american pope is such a funny detail to have in the background of geopolitics

[jake @wormpuller]

White people be eating cheese right before bed

[Dia @Queen_Dia_]

@megannn_lynne That was Dr. Pepper

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Was getting a Diet Dr. Pepper at Sheetz. Didn’t realize a man was waiting at the soda fountain behind me, so I said “Oh, I’m sorry,” & he replied “Honey, you never have to apologize for visiting The Doctor” & it does sort of feel like I encountered God in disguise.

[OSINT Gorilla @GorillaOSINT]

this is like Oppenheimer describing nuclear fission

[Mattzel89 @Mattzel89]

„I‘ll try to think of a question for that answer“

[Matt Post @MattPostSaysHi]

Nothing sounded like this in 1970. People thought the devil was coming out of their speakers. Sick. Rip Ozzy Osbourne.