Elliot

[Elliot @MurseElliot]

A shotgun tonsillectomy #Simpsons #hilarious

[Elliot @MurseElliot]

@drose @SportsCenter Vacate his spot #BleedHimLikeABull

[PHIL HEATH @PHILHEATH]

@CTFletcherISYMF this will easily tear down the servers on the Internet! If the ppl allow me to talk shit with ya it'll be your best video

[Elliot @MurseElliot]

@CTFletcherISYMF @PHILHEATH LETS FUCKING GO!

[C.T. Fletcher @CTFletcherISYMF]

@MurseElliot @PHILHEATH MR.PHIL HEATH, YOU HEARD THE MAN, I DARE THE REIGNING MR. OLYMPIA TO TELL THE WORLD "ITS STILL YO MUTHA FUCKIN SET!"

[C.T. Fletcher @CTFletcherISYMF]

@PHILHEATH PHIL HEATH, I COMMAND YOU TO TALK SHIT WITH ME!!! TALKIN SHIT AND BANGIN BACKARMS! WHAT THE FUCK COULD BE BTTER THAN THAT!!

[Elliot @MurseElliot]

@PHILHEATH @CTFletcherISYMF I would pay to hear Phil say ISYMFS

[Elliot @MurseElliot]

@LaurenCondelli @tryingrex Me about 30min ago #icanreach #10lbslighter

[Masshole Sports @MassholeSports]

This picture ofTom Brady's son fashing four fingers is priceless #patriotsparade

[Boston.com @BostonDotCom]

Richard Sherman and Tom Brady Renew Acquaintances in Another Amazing Photo http://t.co/fP66oEUDJ3

[Masshole Sports @MassholeSports]

Hey @bbrowner27 I just want to say thank you #RichardSherman #SB49 @rsherman_25

[NFL @NFL]

VIDEO: Frustrations boil over towards the end of #SB49 http://t.co/VPqPejqPFm

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Guess what won Play of the Year...

[Elliot @MurseElliot]

@LaurenCondelli nothing wrong with that

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

BREAKING: JJ Watt's reaction to Aaron Rodgers being named MVP

[Elliot @MurseElliot]

"Young, dumb and full of cum" #NewYearsResolution #LOL @ArchBishop21

[Male Nurse Problems @MaleNurseProbs]

Sick roommate, blames me for bringing home the "germs" that made him sick, demands I use my skills to make him better.

[Elliot @MurseElliot]

@HugoStiglitz194 Cammo! Gotta get beers soon man

[Elliot @MurseElliot]

@ArchBishop21 Feeling that shit now 💪👊👍 #sore