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[Musariwa @Musariwa1]

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[Musariwa @Musariwa1]

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@HayzellT Ndiyani asiya asina ku flusher

[#DoubtlessThouArtMyFather (Isaiah 63:16) @harrydaniyan]

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Husband told his wife:
"Babe, I don't like you wearing jeans to Church, please."
Wife was indignant!
"Why? Can you give me ANY REASON why I shouldn't?"

Husband: I don't like it. That should be reason enough, no?

Wife: Abeg, abeg, abeg!! Don't cage me with your insecurities!

[Kingdavid C. Ofunne @AjeboWriter]

"Honey, there's an intruder in the house!"

Paul froze as his wife whispered over the phone

"Intruder, in my house, is he armed?"

"I think so, two of them, please come home" Patricia, his wife kept whispering, and shaking as she talked

"It's okay baby, I'm already on my way, get to my safe, the passcode is 2342, you know what to do, just hide."

"Should I call the police?" She asked, scared

"Honey, I am the police. Just hide in the guest toilet, lock the door and I'll be there in no time."

He already signalled his partner and they were running out the police station, straight for their patrol car

[Kingdavid C. Ofunne @AjeboWriter]

One day, my Pastor called me on phone and was excitedly praising and hailing me

“Kings Kings, so you’re Ajebo Writer eh, I’ve been seeing your stories everywhere. So, you’re one of my sheeps?”

Apparently, someone shared one of my trending stories on one of the groups he belonged to on WhatsApp and he was so proud and happy that I attended his church

That Sunday, he interrupted the full service, called me out and prayed for me. After praying he told me I was now the head of the children’s Church Drama group

[Kingdavid C. Ofunne @AjeboWriter]

My wife has been disturbing me to follow her to her friends church, according to her, the man sees and performs miracles

I refused and for days my wife began carrying face for me

Baby, what’s wrong with our church? I asked her one day

She said the man will see something for us

“Something like, what are we looking for?”

[Kingdavid C. Ofunne @AjeboWriter]

My wife is fond of using her phone till the battery runs low and then I’m always the one charging it for her.

Every night before we go to bed, as I’m plugging mine, I’ll plug hers too. It now became my responsibility to charge her phone battery for her every night.

I got tired of reminding her as she’ll always tell me to charge it for her, I decided to teach her a lesson

[Musariwa @Musariwa1]

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[Musariwa @Musariwa1]

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