Jameson

@Rangers @ArsenalFC I tweet what I want

[Denton Scanner @DentonScanner]

Press Release: Third COVID-19 Related Death and 26 New COVID-19 Cases in Denton County. Learn more at https://t.co/NBi7jdxGtL. #COVID19

Denton County Public Health (DCPH) has announced the third COVID-19 related death in Denton County.

[Jack Howland @JHowl04]

Officials confirmed 31 more coronavirus cases at the Denton State Supported Living Center today as new measures from the state are going into effect. That includes dedicating on-campus homes to COVID-19 patients and providing 4 ambulances: https://t.co/rnhbQbXU20

[Dirk Nowitzki @swish41]

I was just testing the dubs on that bad boy... 😂 thanks @DeronWilliams for coming to get me.

[slick @dlicj]

im not one of these guys who has to pull over and stop on the freeway to read every billboard i can just kind of take them in as i drive along

[Luka Dončić @lukadoncic]

i look older 😂😂😂😂😂

[Dirk Nowitzki @swish41]

Welcome baaaaack @JasonWitten

[Jared Sandler @JaredSandler]

@dallascowboys @1053thefan .@nickeatman's story: https://t.co/kJm6vdQC42

Press release below

#Witten #Cowboys

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

FULL TRADE DETAILS:

Knicks receive:
Dennis Smith Jr.
Wes Matthews
DeAndre Jordan
Draft pick.

Mavericks receive:
Kristaps Porzingis
Courtney Lee
Tim Hardaway Jr.

BLOCKBUSTER TRADE.

[SportsDayDFW @SportsDayDFW]

Report: Mavericks agree to deal with Knicks to acquire Kristaps Porzingis, send Dennis Smith Jr. to New York

📲🏀: https://t.co/smVAcFWPtj

#MFFL
#NewYorkForever

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Hey @Dodgers, the support group for back-to-back #WorldSeries losers meets on Tuesdays.

[Jameson @MusicalJameson]

@casketsealer I cannot wait!!

[Dallas Mavericks @dallasmavs]

Ladies and gentlemen, for your viewing pleasure... 🍿 https://t.co/i2SBheBUOB

[slick @dlicj]

calling the Red Sox just “the Sox” is such a power move when you know full well there is another team out there named after a different color sock

[Jameson @MusicalJameson]

Airplane mode: On

[CBS LA @CBSLosAngeles]

Every American with a cell phone will receive a text message from the president Wednesday. The message is the first ever test of a system which will allow any president to issue a warning about a crisis, such as a missile launch or a tsunami. https://t.co/vqkKeJVzze

[Céspedes Family BBQ @CespedesBBQ]

Nolan Arenado clearly completes and reciprocates the hug, therefore NOT OBSTRUCTION #HugWatch

[slick @dlicj]

music magazine interviewer: so youve only got 2 sticks to hit all those different drums
me, drummer: haha not quite. The big one on the bottom I can hit with my foot

[slick @dlicj]

every morning at work i double click chrome, explorer, Firefox, and safari and have them race to load up and the winner gets to be my browser for the day

[Evan Grant @Evan_P_Grant]

Adrian Beltre is now 3 hits shy of Tony Gwynn for 18th all-time. Beltre has 3,138

[Mike Petriello @mike_petriello]

Here's to Brian Anderson, Harrison Bader, Walker Buehler, Dereck Rodriguez, Victor Arano, Jack Flaherty, Christian Villanueva, and every other good NL rookie having a strong year with NO shot whatsoever of finishing in the top 2 of ROY voting.