NorfolkGardenRailer

Mountain biker/train nut/modeller/gardener/dad/amateur beer taster. “opinions are like arseholes, everyone has them, but no-one wants them thrust in their face”

[NorfolkGardenRailer @MusingsNorfolk]

Twitter can fuck off and keep fucking off until there is nowhere left for it to fuck off to. It is a total waste of time, filled with bigoted arseholes and trolls and just a nasty place to be. So #fuckofftwitter

[NorfolkGardenRailer @MusingsNorfolk]

Send me all your bitcoins please I’m fucking skint! Honest!😉

[NorfolkGardenRailer @MusingsNorfolk]

@Darren_Dutton @govindajeggy I didn’t know Lieutenant Grüber was musical. 😉

[NorfolkGardenRailer @MusingsNorfolk]

Matt Hancock seen heading off to work this morning. 😉

[NorfolkGardenRailer @MusingsNorfolk]

@MerielMyers Patience and tolerance.

[NorfolkGardenRailer @MusingsNorfolk]

@MerielMyers Breathing

[NorfolkGardenRailer @MusingsNorfolk]

@BBCBreakfast She is definitely away with the fairies!🤣

[NorfolkGardenRailer @MusingsNorfolk]

Our environmentally friendly loco’, fitted with a cat as standard.😁 #gardenrailways #narrowgaugeinthegarden

[NorfolkGardenRailer @MusingsNorfolk]

@govindajeggy It was bound to hit a raw nerve with some, put it down to experience and move on. 😉

[NorfolkGardenRailer @MusingsNorfolk]

Another one for you to try out Stuart? @ashens https://t.co/DIEh0demkC

[NorfolkGardenRailer @MusingsNorfolk]

@HumansExplained Help, the loft hatch had slammed shut and I’m claustrophobic!

[NorfolkGardenRailer @MusingsNorfolk]

@GrowLikeGrandad We have a friendly female blackbird who’s been following me round the garden for a couple of months now, last month she brought her three fledglings to see me. They’ve fledged now and gone but mum has now made a fresh nest in our hawthorn and still follows me round.

[NorfolkGardenRailer @MusingsNorfolk]

@PaulJoseph_80 @almurray Is this geezer for real? Methinks the gentleman doth protest too much! 🤔🤣

[NorfolkGardenRailer @MusingsNorfolk]

@govindajeggy Is he going to be the new face of Tunnocks Tea-Cakes?😁

[Bob Flowerdew @FlowerdewBob]

ingenious, excellent, top marks

[NorfolkGardenRailer @MusingsNorfolk]

Yep, a perfectly justifiable use of the F word on national TV. 👍

[NorfolkGardenRailer @MusingsNorfolk]

@AlexTheGeordie @MirrorPolitics Yes, but why let silly things like facts get in the way of a good rant? 😉

[NorfolkGardenRailer @MusingsNorfolk]

Nice one Paddy Lad! 🤣

[Paddy McGuinness ❤️ @PaddyMcGuinness]

I’ve finally lost it in lockdown! 🤪 #isthisthewaytobarnardcastle

[NorfolkGardenRailer @MusingsNorfolk]

@wisheart12 Surprise surprise, he was lying, never saw that one coming! 🤦🏼‍♂️

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

Brilliant from @marinahyde. I'm going to pompously say, because it's pompously fitting, worthy of Edmund Burke. https://t.co/fRIhjGm3H0