Allan 🌊🌊🌊

Politics Sports and Coffee #Nevertrump #Atheist #BlueCrew🌊🌊🌊

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Before he steps down I’d just like to thank Elon Musk for shattering the myth that billionaires are smarter, more hard working, or simply any better than anyone else in the most public way imaginable.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

“I am not a fraud. I am not a fake. I didn't materialize from thin air.” —George Santos 1 day ago.

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

BREAKING: George Santos is now under FEDERAL criminal investigation by prosecutors in the Eastern District of New York for his finances. @CNN reporting. We know from earlier reporting he funded his campaign with $700K from his own corporation - which is illegal.

[Allan 🌊🌊🌊 @Muskassole]

@BKendzlic @kyledcheney @politico Says the member of the laptop cult😂

[Rep. Jamie Raskin @RepRaskin]

Sharing my complete statement on my diagnosis. Thanks for all the overwhelming support. I am very optimistic about my treatment and am grateful for your encouragement, support and prayers.

https://t.co/6S4KokunfL

[James Womack🇺🇲🇮🇱🇺🇦 @retiredtrnman]

The #FBI has identified many people who incited violence at the U.S. Capitol on January 6, but it still needs your help to bring others to justice. If the man in this photo looks familiar, submit a tip at https://t.co/LRUnRA4y1e or 1-800-CALL-FBI, and mention photo 117-AFO.

[Christopher Bouzy (spoutible.com/cbouzy) @cbouzy]

911: What is your emergency?

Me: I would like to report a homicide.

911: Where are you located?

Me: On Twitter.

911: Excuse me? Did you say the homicide happened at Twitter headquarters?

Me: No, it happened on Twitter.

911: Sir?

Me: Please send help now, the ratio!😭

[Allan 🌊🌊🌊 @Muskassole]

@Cobratate @GretaThunberg You fragile little dude😂 #GretaWins

[Allan 🌊🌊🌊 @Muskassole]

Omfg 😂😂😂😂😂 Greta wins Twitter in 2022!!

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Allan 🌊🌊🌊 @Muskassole]

@ApartmentLegend @KennethDredd @NickatFP Send proof!

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

@caustic_muse Let that sink in.

[Angela Belcamino @AngelaBelcamino]

George Santos lied. Who else agrees he’s no different than the rest of the GOP?

[Allan 🌊🌊🌊 @Muskassole]

@SecretaryPete @JudiciaryGOP Gym Jordan ➡️🦗🦗🦗. Owned by the Lib 😂😂😂

[Secretary Pete Buttigieg @SecretaryPete]

@JudiciaryGOP Good morning! At the moment I’m on Capitol Hill, not far from your offices.

We’ll keep getting results for passengers using our authorities & resources as an agency.

If you’re calling for policies that would deepen those resources, please be specific - I’d welcome the dialogue.

[Allan 🌊🌊🌊 @Muskassole]

@bobo123x 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Allan 🌊🌊🌊 @Muskassole]

@kingDonlad1 Says the Republikkkans who put Rittenhouse on a pedestal and made him a millionaire. These people are sick!!

[Allan 🌊🌊🌊 @Muskassole]

@AirRelssek @TheSWPrincess @btktrader No I was being sarcastic. I should be more specific 😅

[Allan 🌊🌊🌊 @Muskassole]

@Logically_JC @DianaPOMoon Because they lost both times🤷‍♂️

[Allan 🌊🌊🌊 @Muskassole]

🤦 He gives zero shots about his stock holders. Sound familiar 😵‍💫