Myth Management & Mustard

Myth Management book ('An inhuman number of thumbs up' Alan Moore) + Mustard comedy mag ('A dash of something special' Michael Palin)

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Starting tomorrow: advent calendars from Mustard mag and Myth Management. Every day I’ll post a Mustard article and a snippet from a chapter of the Myth Management novel. #mustardmagazine #mythmanagement

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The kids are at the age where they’re asking a lot of Big Questions. To save time I’ve put up a big sign that says ‘People be awfulin’

“Daddy, why do wars…”
*Points to sign*

“Why are people panic buy…”
*Points to sign*

“Hey, why did you eat all my choc…”
*POINTS TO SIGN*

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Blessed and humbled to appear on @RMGLUCK2017’s Dead List, alongside such giants as Neon and Hotdog. https://t.co/niRCl9dvEn

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A new week, a new Dead Mags piece, this one celebrating Alex Musson's marvellous Mustard. @MustardMagazine https://t.co/6iZ521GrLz

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Kelsey Grammar has announced that a Frasier sequel series is coming in 2022. No details on what it’s about yet, but here’s a Mustard TV listing from 2007 - note the first sentence:

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FREDERIC: Frasier sequel set 15 years in the future. Episode One: Fr…

https://t.co/UZa6hxXPmA

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“Oh, stop humansplaining!”
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One last Xmas present; Alan Moore and Stewart Lee reading each other’s Mustard mag. #mustardadventcalendar

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Merry Christmas!

Hope you enjoyed these 24 days of #mustardadventcalendar

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“Champ gave me a quiet smile and a little nod. My mind was racing. I turned and started walking towards the building’s entrance, slowly at first, then faster. Then I began to run, ignoring the pain in my legs.”

- #mythmanagement Final Chapter
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Bill Paxton’s sci-fi Big Love

Day 23 of #mustardadventcalendar

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“His outstretched arm was unwinding, fingers and tendons coming apart and spiralling outwards. I saw his veins sucked out of him, twirling like loose threads, spraying purple blood.”

- #mythmanagement Chapter 20

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The Grapes of Wrath of Khan

Day 22 of #mustardadventcalendar

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“Looking out from inside Silenus’ head, it was as though the contrast had been set to high, the red dial turned up to eleven. Everything was on fire. The whole world was hate and war and catastrophe.”

- #mythmanagement Chapter 20

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Night of the Living Dead Poets Society

Day 21 of #mustardadventcalendar

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‘At times like these you have two options,’ said Izzy. ‘One: let the crap pour all over you and drown in it. Or two: scoop it up with both hands and shovel it into your methane-powered bullshit engine.’

- #mythmanagement Chapter 19

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Day 20 of #mustardadventcalendar

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Day 19 of #mustardadventcalendar

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Dionysus pointed his staff at us.
‘Take them out!’ he ordered, gleefully.
The monstrous troll frowned at him, confused.
Silenus sighed. ‘It means kill them.’

- #mythmanagement Chapter Seventeen

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‘Drug induced hallucination, or mythical prophecy? It’s not necessarily a binary option.’

- #mythmanagement Chapter Seventeen

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I married a zombie!

Day 18 of #mustardadventcalendar

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‘Tea?’ snarled Dionysus, shaking his head in disgust. ‘You English really are ridiculous. You conquer and pillage, steal other cultures’ resources and adopt them as your own. And the worst thing? It isn’t even alcoholic!’

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