TheMustardTiger

If you're reading this, it's too late.

#27club

[Ottawa Senators @Senators]

News! The #Sens have named Brady Tkachuk the 10th captain in franchise history: https://t.co/Ny05gOMizV

[Faces Magazine @facesottawa]

🚨SENATORS SEASON TICKETS CONTEST: RT for your chance to win a pair of season tickets to the #Sens upcoming 2021-2022 season 🏒⚫️🔴 - Contest is Presented by @Cabottos #ottawa

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

Our city. Our fans. Our home.

After 670 days, it's time to PLAY BALL! 🇨🇦

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Gymnastics is a pedophile sport that stunts children’s growth so they can look like tiny dolls forever. It’s impressive to watch because of the precision but so are drone strikes. Ban gymnastics and replace with twerking.

[DrLupo @DrLupo]

Imagine waking up thinking that mustard is NOT the superior hotdog condiment.

Honestly laughable.

[Moe @Yassuo]

Mustard is disgusting

[Аlex Hobson @AHobsonMedia]

Glad Joe Thornton got the typical Toronto experience in before he retired

[TheMustardTiger @MustardTigerVG]

@OhRyanTV Lots of really good changes over the years

[TheMustardTiger @MustardTigerVG]

@jzpr Best gfuel flavour hands down too

[Froste 💯 @Froste]

Gamers, assemble.

[ARCHIVED - NASA's Perseverance Mars Rover @NASAPersevere]

Your front-row seat to my Mars landing is here. Watch how we did it.

#CountdownToMars

[TheMustardTiger @MustardTigerVG]

@jzpr where do we send the picture for the transformation? Antsy to get going 💪💪

[Paid Extra to Yell @bird_facts_]

Pandemic Day 25: I made bread :)

Day 95: I sure do miss my friends

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Day 310: The White House appears to be under the control of a shirtless man in a Viking helmet

Day 330: Reddit’s coordinated attack on Wall Street is going as planned

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

To prevent people from buying stocks tomorrow the government will release photos and videos of aliens, reveal the island Jeffrey Epstein lives on now, admit Abraham Lincoln was gay, impeach Trump 4 times, and potentially invade one or more countries. Don’t be distracted. HTL.

[TheMustardTiger @MustardTigerVG]

@jzpr

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

The Alt Right voted for Trump because they wanted a white ethnostate. Trumps presidency ended with him pardoning Lil Wayne and Kodak Black. I mean, truly hilarious.

[Jack “CouRage” Dunlop @CouRageJD]

Goodnight to everyone except for the people who like mustard.

[TheMustardTiger @MustardTigerVG]

happy

[Dr. Rhonda Patrick @foundmyfitness]

Enough is enough. It’s time for vitamin D, which is low risk, to be strongly considered as a crucial factor in COVID-19.

“Vitamin D reduces COVID-19; infection; severity; ICU admission and mortality...” https://t.co/S8eM0jzSh7