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For you to find out.

[Kipkalya Kones @MrKipkalya]

Sifuna: We will run a country governed by the rule of law.

Ruto: Huna akili. Which country is run like that?

Sifuna: A 12-floor block makes no sense in a village set up where lifestyles are rural and chickens and other domestic animals dwell side by side with people. Besides, these houses have no social amenities.

Ruto: Wewe ni fala baanaa!

Sifuna: We will scrap the Housing Levy, seal wastage in government, block State House from consuming billions in mandazi and draw a balanced budget within 15 months, so that we return money to the pockets of ordinary citizens.

Ruto: Mr Empty! Mr Shiny things! Mr 40!

Sifuna: I swear to you that I will never send the police to kill your children! If you build beautiful roads and magnificent stadia, how do they benefit Rex Masai and Albert Ojwang, whom you have murdered in cold blood? We must build these shiny things in a just, free and democratic atmosphere where all countrymen can enjoy them ALIVE.

Ruto: Wewe Mr Extortionist! Governors wanakulilia!

Sifuna: OK, so can these alleged Governors now come forward and make the accusations themselves?

Ruto: Abujubujubuju!

Sifuna: The success of SHA can not be measured by the number of people registered on it, but by the quality of services it offers and availability of these services to the most vulnerable.

Ruto: Umetumwa na sponsor! Uko down! Uko down banaa!

Sifuna: If you are distributing employment letters to your friends at State House, the rest of the country that you have marginalised has a legitimate responsibility to send you home and install a government that will accord EQUITABLE opportunities to all and reset the nation away from your kleptocracy.

Ruto: This can't be you speaking! It must be Uhuru Kenyatta!

Previously on this show, Ruto had incessantly said "Sifuna hana agenda". But as we can see, Sifuna actually drops snippets of his governance agenda and policy positions daily, while Ruto rants angrily, shouts on the microphone and sounds like a broken 1982 Sanyo Cassette player.

Ruto ako down kama mchanga ya kaburi.

[Tafadzwa 🦓 @MakumbeTafadzwa]

You want to host an international sport when you don't like foreigners 😂😂😂

[Kéne @AtuanyaKene]

The fact that you think sleeping with a woman makes you a man, but that same woman sleeping with you makes her a hoe, is a level of intellectual dishonesty that needs to be studied. You participated in the same act, but somehow you came out a king and she came out damaged goods? Mathematics of misogyny 2026 👏🏽😂

[Christopher Ward @modelstrangers]

"I don't think I deserve this."

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[Generali Osumo @generali_osumo]

Some things are extremely EMOTIONAL to listen to!

May God continue blessing H.E. Edwin Sifuna for us!

He has indeed stood with Kenyans regardless!

[Andeka @Primeandeka]

Sitawafunza kila kitu, customer service week amkia breakfast KCB, lunch Absa na late snacks NCBA wakidhani wamepata fala😁

[Mwikya. @_demwiky]

Allow us cook since we can't Treat you

[chrisp_baecon @chrisp_baecon]

Niggas out here posing on the road sign like it’s the Eiffel Tower😂😂

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

I will only reply to White people from South Africa. Its only fair to speak to the man of the house.

[Ignatius @ignyharaz2]

Growing, my mother used to rear cows at large.

Most of the times ni sisis tulikuwa tunaenda nazo malishoni.

It was a criminal offence to let a cow breastfeed while in the grazing field.

But what used to suprise me is how my mum could easily realise that Ng'ombe ilikamuliwa or ulinyonywa.

With time nikajua masaa ya Kukamuliwa huwa inapiga mathe mateke na inatoa maziwa nusu.

[🤔 @Mut3mbei]

It's clear Ferrari is cursed

[Trex 🌎 @Trex1220]

If any man ever break up with you as a girl and he collects the things he bought for you, you sef collect the things you bought for him. 🤝

[OPUK™ @JakindaKE]

From today any match Harambee Stars will play against the Warriors of Zimbabwe will definitely be called "Chivayo Derby"

[Halimah Salmah @MaleAdvocate28]

African countries celebrate corrupt officials’ death. But Kenya is a discovery 🙌

[Onyango_tate @Wuodnyakach_]

Is that how Chivayo has decided to burn calories

[Nyatsimba Mutotesi @timiretimzzy2]

He put the fat in fatal accident.

[St. Bervon @bavonski]

Lucifer adding Chivayo’s fat body to eternal fire

[Dᵣ. ᵥₗₐdᵢₘᵢᵣ Bᵢₙ ₗₐdₑₙ @AndyAndy]

Mkumbuke jamaa haikuongea after the Endarasha and Utumishi incidents.

[Kamau @josephkamau_]

Unfortunately he was the bigger person we have no choice