me: today is the day I stop letting my toddler eat only fruit and bread
two hours later
me: yes m’lord. sorry for the egg m’lord. here is your third tortilla m’lord
You know…. If those baseball players ALWAYS put Bible verses on their hats, nobody would blink an eye. Them only doing it during Pride Night is performative as fuck. Lmao. Do it for all 162 games if you REALLY believe in your religion.
Accidentally let a “be careful!” slip while at the park with children and was lectured by someone telling me that phrasing is harmful for their development 😭 girl get off the internet
idk man… over 130 people died last july due to flooding. there’s a whole wikipedia page about the central texas floods.
i would take 500 warnings in a short time period before ever wanting anyone to experience what those experienced last year.