Ghafla Bin Vuu

This is me too and you are yet to see more😗

[Ghafla Bin Vuu @Muthonizzle]

"Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve."
- Napoleon Hill

[Dr. God Abeg ooo @josh_uglyasf]

She came in backwards so she can be surprised 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ why don’t I get invited to elephant birthdays 😭😭😭

[mel @memegodmel]

u weird asf for putting tiramisu in a discussion w those industry plants

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

I’m at that weird age where every younger person I meet makes me realize how much l've aged, and every older person I meet makes me realize I'm still a baby.

[LL Cool Tweet @LLcoooltweet]

It gets worse when you have a child, because then you can’t just have a banana and a glass of wine for dinner. I mean you could, but you risk having your kid draw you eating a banana and a glass of wine for a school project like mine did.

[Lilith @liiliith0]

Artık doğum günümde insanlar beni alkışlarsa ne yapacağımı biliyorum.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"How do you know all the work gossip? You don't talk to anyone"
Me all day:

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Airports should have a post office so that you can mail things home instead of throwing them away

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We need to bring back intellectual elitism. Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a ChatGPT Plus subscription.

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

When it comes to Saturdays, I'm either doing a million activities or bedrotting There is no in between.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The fake urgency in corporate jobs k!lłs me. We're not doctors, we work in spreadsheets. You don't need to circle back for a response an hour later.

[Dr Ruby (she/her) jaboukies everything @PaperWhispers]

Am I a Black woman?

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

@WilliamsRuto @Pettikim Uncle, kwani the people who draft your statements have abandoned you? Please don’t lose your mind before 2027. We need you to experience the wrath of the people in your right state of mind!! Vumilia tu kidogo. WANTAM!!!

[sheecandraw @sh3alaah]

I love getting “unajipenda sana” accusations ju nisipojipenda nani atanipenda

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

Whenever I catch myself not reading things completely, I remember anti-intellectualism is on the rise, literacy is in decline, and I don’t want to be a VICTIM!

[miia @miiagarro]

i'm gonna start telling men there's protein in emotional intelligence

[KingstonGirl🍁 🇰🇪 @Lsankei99]

This narrative has to die before it grows legs

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Unless I’m working in an ER, working as a paramedic, or working as a firefighter, there’s no reason I should be expected to “thrive in a fast-paced, high-pressure environment.” Just fix the terrible management and stop running your office like a circus.

[Adwoa Yeboah🪵 @Agonizo_mai]

My goal is to become that pleasant older lady that young women enjoy having conversations with.

[Mofiyinfoluwa Odubanke. @__mofiyinfoluwa]

i remain absolutely stunned by the degree of perseverance needed to build a meaningful life

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

I’m crying real tears😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂