ELVIS

Educator

[PINKMAN @mrpinkman55]

Sijui how people get to fight while drunk.. Mimi nikilewa napenda kila mtu

[ray ᥫ᭡ @papito_ray]

You actually cannot allow a hangover to win. Get up immediately, brush your teeth, have breakfast & fight😭😭😭😭

[Another Kenyan @_Moziller]

Beyonce has a son
Beyonce's son is into Rhumba
Sir Carter Rhumba

[Peris @Wambuib4sky]

We will never beat the allegations 😂😂

[Eric @amerix]

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

[justina @justtjustinaa]

On a walk literally telling the trees “thank you” for the shade. 😭 I appreciate yall too much

[ayox @ayblaaack]

after washing hands

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

i think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

[Osama Novara @osama_novara]

GenZs who move like millennials hunishangaza sana. Sasa chama unajoin ya nini...

[witchcraft allegations @lemonsugarmags]

the way jude and mbappe’s playing it really makes you wonder what the hell is going on in real madrid’s dressing room

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Paris tonight

[Ruth🐟 @TypeCs4]

I have the most msiba wa kujitakia problems ata nimechoka na tabia zangu, I need to cut off myself asap.

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

I hate people with absolutely no spatial awareness in supermarkets. Why is your trolley sideways, blocking the aisle? Why are you standing near the entrance looking around as if it's your first time on Earth? Move!

[Adwoah✨💞 @adwoah_tricia]

👀

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When I have to pay for something I actually need:

[💗 @utshireletso]

Sometimes you lose the love of your life on a random Monday evening in July

[Gɪᴠᴇɴ Aʀᴇɴᴀs 🇨🇩 @itsBigSexy_]

The World Cup Final is next week Sunday? Time isn’t real.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

World Bank walisema wanataka accountability from Kasongo ndo wampee loans jamaa akashift gears to targeting savings za watu juu hapendi scrutiny