Masaku's Finest 🇰🇪

I'm just me 1:59.40. Love the Place where I Live but hate the people in charge. Obnoxiously Comical. Used to be Arsenal die-hard.

[Manzi wa Nairobi🇰🇪 @City_girllll]

When mama Ngina's son said he doesn't understand why/ how Kenyans are broke, I immediately remembered how Marie Antoinette was told that her people couldn't afford to buy bread then she told them to eat cake.
My favourite part was when they beheaded her

[skykakwe🇰🇪 @skykakwe]

#jkuatlivesmatter You send your child to the university, you are brought back a coffin, a police case, a traumatized child, a high hospital bill! Is university a death trap? Or a torture chamber? Our parents want gowns not coffins! @KameneGoro @kibeandy #kameneandkibe @xtiandela

[Odeo Sirari @OdeoSirari]

This are the 7 senators who voted against the 9 Trillion debt ceiling.

Mutula Kilonzo Jr.

Moses Wetangula

Boniface Kabaka

Enock Wambua

Samson Cherargei

Aaron Cheruiyot

Mithika Linturi

[Masaku's Finest 🇰🇪 @Mutuko_254]

@Safaricom_Care niaje,, bado twaweza, my previous line network😠😠😠🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤸🤸?

[Masaku's Finest 🇰🇪 @Mutuko_254]

Why am I being asked for money so that my phone can b tracked?

[Masaku's Finest 🇰🇪 @Mutuko_254]

@DCI_Kenya niwaulize aje, simu ikiibiwa mnalipisha mangapi tutrack

[Masaku's Finest 🇰🇪 @Mutuko_254]

Infact the last one said I was 17 metres from mwenye alikua nayo

[Masaku's Finest 🇰🇪 @Mutuko_254]

Any programmers to interpret this? I can see Mpesa, a no go zone, protocol, a red alert, and visibility change(read impairment) that I highly suspect as the source of all this issues

[Masaku's Finest 🇰🇪 @Mutuko_254]

@kipmurkomen According to you, so the difference between stolen and STOLEN is who took the money?? As you always say the Law is very clear

[Masaku's Finest 🇰🇪 @Mutuko_254]

@fkeverycountry Is it that the likes of Russia, North Korea, Vatican or Japan are unfvckable or they are on Mars? Good one though

[Wandech @wandech_]

Kama Kenya iko 56yrs old, Hawa watu wa 57yrs and above walitoka wapi?

[Umar @umarulfaruq_]

Android user before and after getting an iPhone.

[KHUMZA @khumalo_zw]

Lazy people always have a way to get things done. 🤦🏽‍♂️

[BΛBΛ FΣVΣЯ @ItsBrianGee]

@MigunaMiguna Wah... Sasa Ebu imagine kama Miguna Miguna angekubali kukuwa Deputy Governor wa Sonko 😂 Hio combination 😂.. Nakwambia tungeambiwa mpaka siri za kwenye nyota hujificha mchana 😂😂

[Masaku's Finest 🇰🇪 @Mutuko_254]

Kwa ground I think naezakua constant K, kustabilize anything cosmological

[US Open Tennis @usopen]

Celebrating a legend.

Happy birthday to our 6x champion @serenawilliams! 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

[Evan wa Memba @EvanoMemba]

Ukikumbuka Wakamba walitoka Congo wakaenda Kathonzweni kutafuta greener pastures! 😔