Muturi Kimondo

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@gabrieloguda What did I hear about this stadium being more expensive than Emirates?

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@MKMadoka_ Sijui hii mtaielewa aje but for us we don’t mock the dead. We bury them without much braggadocio and bravado.

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@Itumbi_Denis Hahaha 😂😂😂

Hata uncle bill knows when sycophancy is at play. He too will pass this.

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@ItsMutai Wakikuyu walizoea. Haikuanza na wewe. Tulikuwa na akina Ntimama na hata hao hawako saa hii. And they amounted to something. They were not just a sack of meat in baggy clothes.

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@ItsMutai Which means he’s stolen thunder from some imposter opposition figurehead 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Elon Musk just pulled off a $33B power move: xAI acquired X (Twitter).

Everyone thought he overpaid for Twitter—turns out, it was a data goldmine for AI.

Now xAI is worth $80B and has a live stream of human behavior.

This isn’t about social media. It’s about AI domination.

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@nextourstravel @Laikipia_1 How affordable was it?

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@paulinenjoroge Baba didn’t have a vision of his own. He was being expelled from the political scene.

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@RobertAlai Wasn’t the most inexperienced of them all the project itself?

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@BiancaNaom1 The GenZ Judas

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@Itumbi_Denis You will be remembered alongside Kamotho for exemplary service to your masters.

The State shouldn't be caught flat footed by my own self sabotage gangs leave alone Gachagua's.

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@ItsMutai It should now tell the rest of the colony that The Mountain has a King.

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@Itumbi_Denis Where is the 82% you polled? Seems like you deliberately ignored the ones you came to tell about the 82%.

Meanwhile, even Ndindi Nyoro thinks people should tell you when the economy is a going course.

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@Itumbi_Denis But she's mute. She hears no evil, sees no evil. Rest in Paradise Smith Hempstone.

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@ItsMutai It was not a civil war. It was Ruto's hatred towards the Kikuyus ... Sangaris 😁

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@El_CHULO254_ You're joining an esteemed lot of champions like Ruto to rewrite history 😁

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@Joyce_Kindiki At least now you can help #stoptheabductions

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@Itumbi_Denis Leave Gachagua and the mountain out of your conversations. We want to be addressed by serious people like Sudi and Farouk. We won't pay mind to rent seekers.

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@arthurmwas @KindikiKithure @OleItumbi I don't know what it is that will be needed of him to take Kenya forward because we already know he won't be needed much. Lakini hata mimi nitamwish tu kama wewe 😁

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@BiancaNaom1 Wooiii does it cross your mind that the evils under Uhuru appear like kindergarten effort compared to today 's?