šàłœmë

You’ve now entered the realm of the Cosmic Counselor ™️ .

[šàłœmë @MuvaOfHarlots]

you can have so many around who “love” you and dont respect you.

they will lend you their love only when you have done something they approve of.

[Black @LilithBlack25]

The Extermination of aboriginals by Europeans isn't largely talked about

[🧚🏾 @itsnotlolaa]

we’re literally stuck in shapewear/loungewear hell

[Goddess 🎀 @prn63ss]

trying to have a serious conversation w someone that’s clearly just trying to have sex with me

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

Désolée mais je pense que dépenser de l’argent pour rendre la vie impossible aux SDF plutôt que pour les aider c’est le symbole parfait d’un système dépourvu d’humanité

[mo @knownasmo_]

#FuckNo #NevaCared #MyEyesOnly

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when both birthdays passed with no contact so yk it's really over for good

[eliz @eliza___v]

Something about calling a man a bitch

[Cirsova: Jeffro Johnson's Winning Secrets Out Now @cirsova]

Wait, you guys are making $70k a year?

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

This caption is smoking me lmfao

[• @yducknow]

how life feels when nobody knows what you're up to or where you are

[oracle 𝟙𝟛🐺 @StormEllimac]

from my experience with shrooms, it does & everything around us is always breathing… it sounds crazy but it’s not really something you can explain

[ℏεsam @Hesamation]

applying for an entry-level job in 2026:

[Ol’ Dirty Cabo Verde @Hempsism]

🫴🏽

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

when you decide to stop all that fake laughing at your job

[Oyinda @Oyinda_x_]

Twitter you’re losing me to Reddit, they teaching me how to make money over there

[Fergenstein @BiigRED_95]

How do you read things like this and not want them GONE

[šàłœmë @MuvaOfHarlots]

men kill me with this
“girl bestfriend” shit. Sir you are 35 begging for a teenage surface level connection. Just say you want a FWB or be poly and save us all the headache

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Maryland homeowners will pay an extra $1.6 billion on their electric bills over the next decade to subsidize grid costs to feed data centers, according to a state agency

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

actors are getting no residuals, artists are getting fractions of pennies, blue collar workers getting minimum wage… bitch where the fuck is the money??????