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Feeling like my mom on Facebook.

[mexellent @MuyMexellent]

I remember once we were headed to a nats game and a group of dudes being dudes bet their bro to lick the standing pole for 20$. I saw someone make 20$ that day. #YourMetroMemory

[mexellent @MuyMexellent]

I feel like the only time it's acceptable to tell your child "You have to learn not to get caught" is if they're bad at freeze tag

[mexellent @MuyMexellent]

@kayleidoscope got mine yesterday too! just why does it make you have to feel like ass....

[mexellent @MuyMexellent]

@MattsBestTweets Getting the vaccine is great because now I'm not afraid to straight raw dog the air outside again with these protected lungs.

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

oh no the wrong people are manipulating the stock market

[The Onion @TheOnion]

D.C. Police Lose Control Of Rioting Trump Supporters After Hundreds Of Officers Called Away To Deal With Black Jaywalker https://t.co/B90PyPED91

[mexellent @MuyMexellent]

@randophicles You either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain.

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

If you find out about a nation-threatening pandemic and your first move is to adjust your stock portfolio you should probably not be in a job that serves the public interest.

[mexellent @MuyMexellent]

Under quarantine for the next 14 days since we were in France last week. It's really a problem that I keep eating everything in our pantry even though I'm sitting here doing nothing. If this was the walking dead I'd be so screwed.

[Team Katie @TeamKatiePorter]

I did the math: a full battery of coronavirus testing costs at minimum $1,331.

I also did the legal research: the Administration has the authority to make testing free for every American TODAY.

I secured a commitment from a high-level Trump official that they’d actually do it.

[mexellent @MuyMexellent]

@FlyingBrussels hello. Our flight from Brussels to JFK was cancelled. I have not received an email update yet with a new reservation. We would be happy to go from Paris (where we are now) to DC (that's home) if possible. Thank you very much.

[mexellent @MuyMexellent]

@VerizonSupport having internet issues and none of the self-service stuff is working. Cant find a number to call and your "call me at x number" button doesn't work. Please help.

[mexellent @MuyMexellent]

@replyall Love the show!!! Just started listening a few weeks ago, slowly working my way up from the beginning. Just listened to #34... As someone who works in contracting industry supporting government clients this hit a little too close to home 😭

[mexellent @MuyMexellent]

@RoyalCaribbean Thank you! Although I'm super bummed we're going to miss out this time, hopefully we sail with you guys soon .

[mexellent @MuyMexellent]

@RoyalCaribbean Even though Cozumel is still on the itinerary?

[mexellent @MuyMexellent]

@RoyalCaribbean @hascumar13 What if we chose to not take the shortened trip (we're opting to take the full credit back for a future cruise), and we had paid for excursions in Cozumel (through RC)?

[mexellent @MuyMexellent]

@RoyalCaribbean Thank you for the update. I understand you can't change the weather :) Good luck.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Sean McVay Begs Mother To Let Him Stay Up To Coach Rest Of Super Bowl https://t.co/ZQ9GOLEUAL

[mexellent @MuyMexellent]

@CruiseNorwegian C. 40