You know what, I don't want the guy popping open my chest to have a well-rounded life, I want him to be a surgery obsessive who never thinks about anything else.
Look man i "get it", I "get" the idea of coasters, I'm not a fucking moron, you don't want to damage your nice table you spent a lot of money on. I'm just saying, what is the table in the first place if not a coaster for the floor. I'm just saying, where does it end