Mwasame

Reality and jokes

[Mwasame @Mwasame8]

@JBTHEPLUG1 Wiz Khalifa's entire Kush and OJ albums catalogue

[Mwasame @Mwasame8]

@lilacmwesh I woke up this morning to see they've slashed mine by almost a half😭 no worries, nachukia madeni ata

[Mwasame @Mwasame8]

@Its_Roddie The saddest part about this is most of us tend to understand our fathers after they're gone so you can't even seek his forgiveness and live a life full of guilt

[Mwasame @Mwasame8]

@SangKip4 Which model of Prado exactly? Because for models like the TZ.G they're way too big and better performing than any Fortuner

[Muvs 🐦‍🔥 @Youknowhodis_]

Life has me so cooked I'm reading the Bible again bro. This nigga Thesalonians knows ball ngl - mans is saying niggas should shut the hell up and make bread

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

I usually tell my women that they can only stay in my life under my own terms. On this side, we don't believe in democracy.

[Mwasame @Mwasame8]

@LyrianNdir60698 Kuna msee alisema kwa TL juzi ati don't just let them leave, help them do that

[Mwasame @Mwasame8]

Hawa ndo wale madem wakichoka na wewe they'll immediately start mocking you for the things you did for her. Atakuja aseme "I never directly asked you to do anything for me, loser" na for real utakuwa the loser she just labelled you

[She ghost(s)🌸💓 @itz_Njeriii]

Kitu siwezi fanya ni kukaa na msee hayuko thoughtful fr. Wdym I mentioned something casually lakini kichwa yako kubwa haiwezi decipher I need it done?? Kama my dad nikisema I have exams anajua I'll need more money ya fare, food, bundles and such. I don't have to explain shii😭❤️

[Mwasame @Mwasame8]

@jamrick_ Especially if in that family, the father was the dominant. If babake alikaliwa na mathe... don't proceed

[Mwasame @Mwasame8]

@mutindah Hii ya 120 obviously ni aftermarket. But for the 250 niko surprised ni aftermarket pia. I've never seen a J250 without them😂

[Mwasame @Mwasame8]

@ojimmycee Funny thing is it's mostly women demanding she should show her skin more then still complain about being sexualized

[Mwasame @Mwasame8]

@luhya_kidd During strike kuna vitu haziguzwi regardless of how angry the students are. School buses and vans haziguzwi no matter how old they were. Pia equipment za entertainment were a no go zone

[Mwasame @Mwasame8]

@SankeiSaitoti Any man disagreeing with what he said is a cuck. Anafaa Afanye DNA test on all those children he thinks are his

[Mwasame @Mwasame8]

@ed_kemboi Not sure about it but ni heri kuwaongelesha kwanza ndo waelewe kwa nini hio tabia ni unacceptable. If you decide to declare war on their first time making such a mistake is very irrational

[Mwasame @Mwasame8]

@LouizVinnie @ed_kemboi Part and parcel, very true. However not the only option.

[Mwasame @Mwasame8]

@LouizVinnie @ed_kemboi Train your son to know that in sex, women hold the power. Dem akikataa kukulwa ni ivyo. No debate whatsoever and he should respect it. You only beat your son after umemuambia ivyo na haskii

[Mwasame @Mwasame8]

@Adrian_realestX That's dumb. Sasa unafikiria kuita mtoto jina za wazungu, which most of them bado ni ancestral names zao is cool?