Goddess Momo

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[Goddess Momo @Mx_Momoko]

My books are open again for SUB clients!
If interested, your message must include: Name, session length, and focus
[e.g. Dan/30 Minute/ Foot Worship]
If you do not include these phrases, and I do not know you personally, your message may be missed.

[yuna ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ @vollereized]

i may be woke but one thing ima always do is deadname the fuck outta twitter

[🇵🇸🔻Lesbian Lenin🔻🇵🇸 @xstaffsuck]

US police are genuinely the most overpaid, pathetic, incompetent, & useless idiots on Earth

& thats not even getting into the worst shit, that theyre all domestically violent rapist murderers & child abusers/rapists

[chels @gremlingardener]

“only when the last tree has been cut down, the last fish been caught, and the last stream poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money”

[B L A K E L E Y™℠©® LLC @_iamblakeley]

LOLOLOL so instead of getting the fucking message that voters are sending, they’re like “what if we formed a coalition to try to destroy them?”

This is why ppl hate the Democratic Party. Look at what contempt they have for their own voters. They want top down control and when the people pick, they’re furious.

[Saeko Snow @TheSaekoSNOW]

Deleting PURCHASED movies from CUSTOMERS accounts. 🙂

#BUYPHYSICAL

[Joe Calvello @the_vello]

I read the news today, oh boy

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

Can we learn from this and always make the “happy birthday” the first two words of these headlines?

[EDGE Science @EDGE_Science_]

Fuck-You-Die admin passes 2467th Fuck-You-Die law. We all die.

[Gayest Tone @gayest_tone]

People forget that in 2016 Reddit was synonymous with “Nazi” and, to their credit, they responded by doing the only correct move and nuking every right wing board they could find from orbit.

[Sethy (Digger Pilled) @Brizksie]

how it feels going to the movies alone

[zellie @zellieimani]

Mandatory

[Paul Tassi @PaulTassi]

Did they just asexually reproduce or

[sym 𝄞 @symmetric_al]

really hate how you cant just block youtube channels

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Sex workers being more morally righteous than priests is only surprising to the sheltered

[Goddess Momo @Mx_Momoko]

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[Goddess Momo @Mx_Momoko]

Sliwa is old-school leather Don who smells like cheese and fucks up your pronouns

Cuomo acts like a Dom but is really a brat (and a terrible client)

Adams is the creepy guy at play parties who gets too drunk and thinks women are there to give head.

All 3 will try to haggle

[Goddess Momo @Mx_Momoko]

AO3 has pegged (ahem) Zohran as a sub but I don’t think that’s fair.

Judging by his campaign, I think he’s more of a service top.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

It turns out being super racist and cynically bringing up 9/11 at every turn wasn’t the best way to win the hearts of New York City voters