𝐁𝐞𝐯.

[𝐁𝐞𝐯. @MxssSwitzler]

𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈'𝐦 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐚 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞. 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮. 𝐖𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫. 𝐈 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐤𝐢𝐝-𝐬𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐝.

[𝐁𝐞𝐯. @MxssSwitzler]

“ maybe I should get in contact with a new modeling agency. could help even getting a new photographer. ”

[𝐁𝐞𝐯. @MxssSwitzler]

Howie sleeps in a lightning mcqueen bed .

[𝐁𝐞𝐯. @MxssSwitzler]

“ Well least you've got something moving for the business which is a big plus in business operations and plenty of opportunities are going to eventually float down the river for you Howie. ”

[Howard T. Duckson. @CheapCynicism]

“𝙬𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝 … 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙖𝙡 𝙘𝙡𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧.”

“𝘽𝙪𝙩 … we’re not sittin’ ducks,
we’re 𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 movin’ pretty well.
Ah’ve got 𝗧𝗮𝗿𝗮 workshoppin’ some marketable ideas & we’ve got 𝗠𝗮𝘆’s old people connections & wits.”

“With 𝙖𝙡𝙡 those factors, ah’d say we’re fine.”

[𝐁𝐞𝐯. @MxssSwitzler]

EEEEE

[𝐁𝐞𝐯. @MxssSwitzler]

| she's so pretty I might cry

[𝐁𝐞𝐯. @MxssSwitzler]

| I like to base bev off of a combination of mary jane watson and daphne blake

[𝐁𝐞𝐯. @MxssSwitzler]

“ you know I hate admitting this to you howie but — you are absolutely right. guess we're playing sitting ducks. ”

[Howard T. Duckson. @CheapCynicism]

“𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥!? … C’mon 𝗕𝗘𝗩, ah’ve got 𝙗𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙨 comin’ from places I didn’t even
/𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬!/ existed about 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙛𝙛 ah’ didn’t even know existed & unless y’r suddenly 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 — Ah’ think ah’m good with what ah’ve got.”

“The clients’ll come … 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙝𝙤𝙬.”

[𝐁𝐞𝐯. @MxssSwitzler]

| to think we could've gotten an adult howard the duck cartoon

[𝐁𝐞𝐯. @MxssSwitzler]

back to the drawing board on ideas for Howie's business .

[ᵀᴴᴱ 𝘼𝙈𝘼𝙕𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙍-𝙈𝘼𝙉 ! @ExcelsiorThwip]

𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙐𝙏 . . . .

𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙀𝙎 𝙏𝙃𝙀 -

[𝐁𝐞𝐯. @MxssSwitzler]

Howard's got some interesting friends but I like them .

[* decayed . @falkorsblessing]

⠀you look 𝒍onely . i can 𝒇ix 𝒕hat .

[𝐁𝐞𝐯. @MxssSwitzler]

I need a drink .

[𝐁𝐞𝐯. @MxssSwitzler]

“ Well — guess we have to go back to the drawing board if you want more clients. We need BIGGER IDEAS. BETTER ONES. ”

[Howard T. Duckson. @CheapCynicism]

“𝙀𝙭𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙡𝙮 — Ah’ don’t have the money fer’ some billboard that people’re gonna drive by, look at & never 𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡! … And ah’ve 𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒅 commercials, it’s ah’ situation I will never be gettin’ myself into 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣.”

[𝐁𝐞𝐯. @MxssSwitzler]

howie isn't that bad as many think .

[𝐁𝐞𝐯. @MxssSwitzler]

| howard the duck slander is not allowed around here

[𝐁𝐞𝐯. @MxssSwitzler]

Stolen

[𝐁𝐞𝐯. @MxssSwitzler]

⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀“ Well, have you even TRIED
⠀⠀⠀⠀other ideas like commercials
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀or maybe even billboards at
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀this point. But let's be
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀honest those things cost an
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀arm and a leg. ”

⠀

[Howard T. Duckson. @CheapCynicism]

“𝙒𝙚𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙡… I wouldn’t say it ;
𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙣’𝙩 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙠, it just hasn’t reached the right audience.”

“And ah’ … 𝗦𝗛𝗨𝗟𝗞𝗜𝗘 & I aren’t exactly on the 𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒕 of terms at the moment. S’nothin’ to worry about, just ah’ little 𝙗𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨 squabble y’know.”