JaxTweetsButNotMuch

[star anise @anisenot]

“Women just need to chill out” says the guy who has his laundry folded, drawers organized, bed made, soap & razors & toothpaste & shampoo replaced regularly, refrigerator full, home cleaned, household cleaning & paper supplies stocked, social engagements planned & prepared for, children educated, clothed & cleaned, meals cooked, dishes washed, pets fed, walked & cleaned up after, mail opened & sorted, family events & important dates remembered & planned for, all by someone else

[Paul O’Brien @Paul_L_OBrien]

I don’t love sharing this again, but the reality of caring for my mom at home 24/7 is that the expenses simply don’t stop.

If you’re able to help, I’m incredibly grateful. If you can’t, a repost means just as much to me.

Thanks to everyone who has supported us, encouraged us, laughed with us, and followed along with our crazy life ❤️ https://t.co/nPL4elReLB

[JaxTweetsButNotMuch @MyAccount54Jax]

@AudreyHurtburn So much so that we joke “we never should have done speech. She won’t stop talking.”

[JaxTweetsButNotMuch @MyAccount54Jax]

@aallleeexxxxxx1 Not to be confused with my “Idk” folder. I am … uh … probably too senior to have a folder like this.

[M.S @MalaakSafa]

"Not every single woman has a scary story about a man" Yes they do. I promise you that they do.

[Paul Freid @PaulFreid5]

An American hero. Retweet if you agree.

[JaxTweetsButNotMuch @MyAccount54Jax]

@PedsAllergyDoc We all know which parent is parent 1 and which is parent 2. Sigh.

[Corby Davidson @corbydavidson]

Ok. I can’t believe this just happened. My kid is sitting in a beach chair with his hand casually in the sand, & suddenly goes “oh my god look.” He pulls up a girls wedding band. It says “April 16, 2016 I love you.” This was gone FOREVER until now. Seagrove, Fla…Find this lady!

[James Burns @JamesBurns20198]

My son John (22) died after getting on the wrong Preston Emerald Celtic coach on 14 September 2024.
Someone filmed him on the bus. Please send any video to Cumbria Police (incident 238) or message me: 07907 223025
Just a dad begging to see his boy one last time god bless 🍀

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

Update on Betty, the only person I’ve ever posted a GFM for because I know her so well. She desperately needs our help.

If you can lend a hand, it would be greatly appreciate it. If not, I completely get it. A repost reaches far and wide, and it’s free.
https://t.co/YxIM6vfso8

[JaxTweetsButNotMuch @MyAccount54Jax]

@james_xond No, a fetal pig.

[JaxTweetsButNotMuch @MyAccount54Jax]

@Maoist_Hikaruon @maiamindel This is me often at work.

[JaxTweetsButNotMuch @MyAccount54Jax]

@anamaria777xyz @hostileworm My goodwill would charge $3.99 I bet

[BabelColour @StuartHumphryes]

This is the Antarctic explorer Sir Ernest Shackleton (1874-1922), watching the ice break up in the winter of 1915, just weeks before his exploration vessel The Endurance was crushed by the ice pack and sank below the Weddell Sea. I have cleaned-up and enhanced this old paget plate, which was taken in colour by the ship's photographer Frank Hurley 111 years ago. It's an early colour glass-plate process and not colourised.

[Adam Aw Hirsi, PhD @AwHirsiSO]

A Somali referee, please. The correct demonym is Somali.

“Somalian” is as wrong as Americese, Japanian, Iraqian or Mexicese.

And the @ABC, of all outlets, should know better.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!

[JaxTweetsButNotMuch @MyAccount54Jax]

@AskCiti Citi man I need some help. Every time you freeze my card for suspected fraud and I call to unblock it, your reps say that my cell phone number does not “meet the criteria” for them to send me a verification code. I have 3 cells, 3#s. And none of them meet your criteria?

[(((Jacob Bogage))) @jacobbogage]

@Truth_n_facts1 @AmericanAir They looked like total random strangers. And I'm kinda shocked that none of them stopped the gate agent and said, "What are you doing?"

@AmericanAir, you need to help these women you stranded here in Miami for no plausible reason.

[JaxTweetsButNotMuch @MyAccount54Jax]

@WallStreetApes Thank you! I just activated it on Verizon account.