Mickey Barbagelata

My name is Mickey Barbagelata and I have 64 years old.
I love deli meats.
You need naked pictures of French Stewart?

[Mickey Barbagelata @MyBarbagelata]

Building notice: the elevator is filled with frustrated gorillas. I have no idea how to deal with this.

[Mickey Barbagelata @MyBarbagelata]

@Ben_Bradford most new denims don't understand the concept of gravity. What you're gonna wanna do is put rocks in your pockets for a week.

[Mickey Barbagelata @MyBarbagelata]

All I'm saying is put a blonde wig on a 1987 chevrolet corvette and I can't tell the difference. #date night

[Mickey Barbagelata @MyBarbagelata]

So it turns out sharks do give loans.

[Mickey Barbagelata @MyBarbagelata]

@Ben_Bradford I AM FREE!
expect some black skinny jeans in the mail shortly as compensation!

[Mickey Barbagelata @MyBarbagelata]

Subway bathroom update #5. Still trapped, I know I will die here. With my last breath I raise @snitchknows rent.

[Mickey Barbagelata @MyBarbagelata]

@snitchknows this gives me an idea.

[Mickey Barbagelata @MyBarbagelata]

Subway bathroom update #4. I ate the pigeon. I feel no remorse.

[Mickey Barbagelata @MyBarbagelata]

Subway bathroom update #3. I have befriended a pigeon that found its way in. I love this pigeon more than anything in the world.

[Pitbull @pitbull]

ITS OFFICIAL!!!! R u ready 4 my new album!?!!!! it drops Nov 19th!!! DALLEEEEEE!!!! #globalwarming http://t.co/02tBpIUs

[Mickey Barbagelata @MyBarbagelata]

Subway bathroom update #2. Still trapped, oh how I wish I had learnt how to use a door handle. I also Wish I could remember how I got in.

[Mickey Barbagelata @MyBarbagelata]

I've been trapped in the bathroom of a subway for the past 4 hours. I think I'm running out of air. Send salami.

[Mickey Barbagelata @MyBarbagelata]

Anyone know how to get mustard stains off a dog?

[Mickey Barbagelata @MyBarbagelata]

@snitchknows DOOR?! When did you put in a door?!

Well it's probably for the best that you stay inside, one of the dogs stole my Bowie knife

[Mickey Barbagelata @MyBarbagelata]

Thinking of installing bear traps in the building for all dem mice.

We gots big mice.

[Mickey Barbagelata @MyBarbagelata]

I can't get the breadcrumbs out of my shoes. These damn ducks wont stop bothering me on my way to the dog track!