Snitch

Cool guy.

[Snitch @snitchknows]

🥁

[Snitch @snitchknows]

Hey @Stockland replace your change table at Piccadilly please because a change table that looks like this is literally useless.

[Snitch @snitchknows]

Home Alone 3: No Christmas. No Macaulay. No point.

[australian kitsch 🦘 @OzKitsch]

Happy birthday Barry Crocker. 88 today.

[Snitch @snitchknows]

@snottdog Nah

[Snitch @snitchknows]

@spellspellspell you've infected my mind

[Snitch @snitchknows]

🙏

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Humble beginnings: Did you know that prior to his career-defining role as “Weird Al” Yankovic, actor Daniel Radcliffe appeared in a number of movies about a boy wizard, in which he played the title character? #MovieTrivia

[Snitch @snitchknows]

@REAL_PC_HOURS Happy to hear. The first step is admitting you have a problem.

[(FRUTCLAN) Big Rig @REAL_PC_HOURS]

If it were socially acceptable to drink 2L of custard at work every day, I wouldn't need to take so many secret custard breaks

[(FRUTCLAN) Big Rig @REAL_PC_HOURS]

I know lots of big tv producers follow me, so I won't mince words on this pitch:

Get Rowan Atkinson to do his own better version of Comedians In Cars, but don't fuck around with the coffee; guests do coke while Atkinson drives a van around. It's called
Doin' Bumps on The Beanbus

[donni saphire @donni]

Quick question, what the hell are we all even doing

[Mickey Barbagelata @MyBarbagelata]

I can't get the breadcrumbs out of my shoes. These damn ducks wont stop bothering me on my way to the dog track!

[Snitch @snitchknows]

@snottdog Lucky

[Bad Bad Leeroy Brown @bdbdleeroybrown]

I only hope when I die it doesn’t happen in a way that makes for a compelling podcast.

[Snitch @snitchknows]

Breb

[Snitch @snitchknows]

Let's just say it's a double quarter pounder type of night, as opposed to one of those weak single quarter pounder parties.

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

I think Judi Dench should be allowed to slap one person at each event

[Senator Briggs (Biblically Accurate) @Briggs]

Will Smith just set precedent. See you jerks at the ARIA’s.

[will @wills_account]

i’m an empath. i see em i path it