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Overheard at a Washington, D.C. bar: “Truth is like poetry. And most people fucking hate poetry.”

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Vibe shifted with my doctor when I said I was up to 2 packs a day. Only got worse when he found out I meant hotdogs

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

6 Mondays away from needing 70 points between Jaylen Waddle and Rashee Rice to beat the guy who auto-drafted his team.

[McBets @McBetss]

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[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Mike Evans’ hamstring after one practice near the 49ers electrical substation

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

listening to "aint it fun" by paramore makes me feel like i'm a dog in a movie about dogs

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

I know benny blanco be farting under the covers and trapping selena gomez inside them

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

stunt on them, Punch

[Aaron West @oeste]

aye man i been staying quiet for a while out of respect to let the lil homey handle his own, but i’ll beat everybody ass in there

[Hip Hop Historian @HHistorian50532]

Another one that deserves a spot in the Louvre (from my collection)

[Zito @_Zeets]

The texts between Conan, Will Arnett, and Jason Bateman are hilarious. Conan lost both of his parents and somehow joking about Bateman killing them is so dark and yet such a sweet way to help a friend grieve.

[Overtime McBee @OvertimeMcBee]

The Busch Light Coliseum: Tell ‘em Huggs sent ya

[bobbi loves vampires ❤️ @hiimbobbi]

What is he gonna pull out of his bag of crazy ass voices I wonder?

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

THE GR8 HAS TIED THE GREAT ONE

[e @respectmyposts]

🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

[Knicks Memes @KnicksMemes]

Mark Williams getting sent back to Charlotte when he thought he was gonna catch lobs from
LeBron and Luka

[Rello👨🏽‍💻 @TheDJRello]

mike evan’s about to come out the crowd like he a member of the shield

[kdz @MyConniptionFit]

Anyone who’s excited about Rich Rod coming back is a cuck.

Simple as that

[e @respectmyposts]

gretzky u overrated fraud count your days

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

TRUMP: I shouldn't say this, but in vermilion city under a truck there's a little pokemon. a beautiful pokemon, the first pokemon, i think

HARRIS: not true.

TRUMP: They won't move the truck. 3 years, they could have moved it. they don't want you to catch the Mew. it's terrible

[e @respectmyposts]

i will repeat my fantasy championship on the back of ben sinnott