H3: we only have 20 *holds up two hands
Me: but that’s 10
H3: *throws both feet in the air
Me: okay yes thets 20
Maybe I’m not parenting too bad!! #counting#threeyearoldlogic
Me: wow I’ll have to take Reese out for a pee soon she’s drinking lots of water.
H3: WAIT, drinking water makes you have to pee?
Me: yeah it does!
H3: woah *running down the hall yelling M,drinking makes you have to pee!!!!
What have I missed teaching the 3yr old!?
5M: mom I drank all my chocolate milk!
Me: awesome!
5M: but mom why don’t I have brown Pee then? I drank all my chocolate milk yesterday too!?
Me: 🤦♀️