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Unexpected question of the day: “Do sausage dogs have ketchup inside them, Mummy?” #threeyearoldlogic
@cbentleywriter Oldest, on the hospital elevator after middle one was born, when asked by a fellow rider, “How do you think the baby got out of your mommy’s tummy?”-thinks a moment, shrugs shoulders, and raises hands, “I guess it just popped out!” #parentlife #threeyearoldlogic #Siblings
My son calls the trampoline the jumpoline. Call the #dictionary. The word needs to be changed immediately. #threeyearoldlogic #kids
Four bowls of cereal yesterday. But today nope Theo doesn't like Cereal. And he certainly doesn't like strawberries (we had a before the bed pet lip because he wanted more strawberries). For breakfast he wants 'treats' 😨#ThreeYearOldLogic
Nephew: You don't need to cry over pancakes!
Niece: Yes I do!
Nephew: Why?
Niece: Because I want to!
#threeyearoldlogic
"I don't want BREAKFAST!!! I just want a snack. How about waffles?" -Graham
🤔 #threeyearoldlogic
Lauren and I driving around looking at houses for sale. ..."I really like that one Mom but I don't know how we'll get it in the trunk. #threeyearoldlogic
Brantland: Mommy, can I have a snack?
Me: Didn't you just have yogurt?
Brantland: Yeah, but my belly's not stickin' OUT! I like it when my belly's stickin' out. I'm starving to DEATH!
#ThisKid #CantMakeHimUp #ThreeYearOldLogic
@Sue_Cowley @MrEFinch @helenjwc @nickyclements71 @signoramac @claire_eyfs @ClareSealy @LydiaMGibbs @DiLeed @neil_play @NathanArcher1 @HelenMoylett @DavidN_Cahn @JuneOSullivan @JudeTwaniEEX @PhilAEEX @SDupp “Where are you going ?”
“Home to let the dog out.”
“Why?”
“He’s been indoors all morning, he’ll need a wee.”
“Let him wee on the floor then you can stay here with us, it’s fun.”
#threeyearoldlogic
Z tears an entire page out of her coloring book and then holds it up distraught
Z: Mommy, it broke off!
Me: No, it didn't break off. You ripped it off. Why did you rip it off?
Z: Because I did
Welp 🙃 #sigh #toddlerrearing #threeyearoldlogic
"Daddy, how does my heart work? Does it squeeze my yoghurt around my body?" #ThreeYearOldLogic
My daughter says she doesn't like Yorkshire puddings, has one taste and consumes two rather quickly #threeyearoldlogic
"Look daddy that lady is the joker" my.3yr old shouts at the top of his lungs at the cinema about a lady with green hair #threeyearoldlogic
Apparently a plaster, two kisses and chicken soup brings someone back from the dead. #threeyearoldlogic
"I pooped yesterday so I get a jelly bean today" #threeyearoldlogic
Currently: My three year old is currently walking around the house yelling "HEY SOCKS WHERE ARE YOU?!?" #ThreeYearOldLogic
"I dont need goggles because mermaids don't wear goggles". #threeyearoldlogic
"But if I put tea in your coffee it's gunna taste like strawberries" #threeyearoldlogic
"Cody do you like strawberries?"
"Yeah, but only on Tuesdays."
#threeyearoldlogic
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