Shannon Shaffer

Last year I planted birdseed just to see what would come up.

[Shannon Shaffer @lemonletsgo]

What I meant to say: I don't have a lot going on right now.
What I said: I don't have a lot going for me right now.
Now I'm worried that both are true 😂 #postgradlife

[Shannon Shaffer @lemonletsgo]

Nephew: You don't need to cry over pancakes!
Niece: Yes I do!
Nephew: Why?
Niece: Because I want to!
#threeyearoldlogic

[Shannon Shaffer @lemonletsgo]

My niece: Can I watch some of, all of Frozen? #masternegotiator

[Shannon Shaffer @lemonletsgo]

I just want to celebrate the fact that I went an entire day at work in a white shirt and didn't spill anything on it. #itsthelittlethings

[Shannon Shaffer @lemonletsgo]

Can someone explain to me how everyone just accepted that Stitch was a talking dog?

[Shannon Shaffer @lemonletsgo]

Grocery shopping in Lynn is an adventure. Like I may wander then aisles for an eternity looking for soap only to find it in the most logical place: right next to the batteries.

[Shannon Shaffer @lemonletsgo]

My life is fuller having heard David Attenborough say "caribou." #PlanetEarth

[Shannon Shaffer @lemonletsgo]

Responses to my first day of work outfit:

Sister: You look so professional!
Niece: You're beautiful!
Nephew: Are your pants on backwards?

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gmorning!
Look up!
If you’re out of practice:
Hold your phone up over your head-
Now, take it away! Look!
...
No, you’re back to this, keep looking up!
You’ll get the hang of it!

[Shannon Shaffer @lemonletsgo]

When everyone around you is being super negative and you're an optimist with a fear of conflict...

[Shannon Shaffer @lemonletsgo]

"I think the movie really happened. It was rated PG."
- my eight year old nephew.

[Shannon Shaffer @lemonletsgo]

@ellieoften An outrage

[Shannon Shaffer @lemonletsgo]

.@ellieoften I'M OBSESSED https://t.co/AYbE98iNm8

[Brother Nature @BrotherNature]

Saw Canela on the way home so you already know I had to feed her 😂

[Shannon Shaffer @lemonletsgo]

I pride myself on the fact that I can name all the paw patrol puppies without ever having seen the show. #auntlife #PawPatrol

[Shannon Shaffer @lemonletsgo]

I was talking with my seven year old niece when she said out of the blue: "I just really hope there are aliens."

[Shannon Shaffer @lemonletsgo]

Just stepped on my first lego - it was everything I had been warned of and more.

[. @CarolinesFarts]

I'd like a comedy set entirely in a dying barnes and noble

[Shannon Shaffer @lemonletsgo]

@MaeAndTheDove I feel this so deeply

[Shannon Shaffer @lemonletsgo]

Kid at musical rehearsal: Do you know when you're going to die?

She's really getting into the spirit of the Addams Family Musical.

[Shannon Shaffer @lemonletsgo]

Documentary Narrator: "Imagine a world where the temperature reaches over 50 degrees centigrade."

Me: literally can't because I'm didn't know there was such a thing as degrees centigrade.

#americanproblems