Slim Poppa

Timberwolves Fan. AWOOO. Humdinger TV. Former Pro Wedding Dancer. Rapper? Future plans include happiness.

[Slim Poppa @MyFansanity]

The Naz Reid Beach Towel is sweeping the globe. Less than 24 hours after the premiere, it’s already been spotted on the beaches of Costa Rica. The world is yours, Naz Reid!
@Timberwolves @MinnesotaMunn

[Slim Poppa @MyFansanity]

Talk about leaving a legacy

[Zac Hill @zdch]

The whole 82-0 phenomenon reinforces that whole bit about how the only thing a bunch of dudes need in order to have a good time is to sit around announcing the names of a bunch of old athletes.

[Slim Poppa @MyFansanity]

Seeing John Turturro in a Knicks jersey losing his shit in the stands last night was the best. Celebrities: they’re just like us!

[antipodean scourge @TheKnownLover]

You can be a billionaire if you invent Star Wars. I don’t care if it’s ideologically inconsistent with the rest of my politics. It’s just how it is.

[Slim Poppa @MyFansanity]

Who says no to this? Randle and Phillips to Suns, Green and pick #28 to Mavs, Kyrie to the Wolves.

[Slim Poppa @MyFansanity]

Maybe this will help him finally get over blowing a double digit lead to Osseo in the semi-finals of the MN state b-ball tournament with Joe Mauer as his teammate.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Orlando Magic are finalizing the hire of San Antonio Spurs associate coach Sean Sweeney as the franchise's new head coach, sources tell ESPN. Sweeney broke into NBA coaching in 2011 and now lands the Magic head job as a top rising candidate.

[Slim Poppa @MyFansanity]

@KOT4Q Brooklyn, Sacramento, Milwaukee.

[Slim Poppa @MyFansanity]

I enjoyed @Sam_Vecenie discussing Wolves offseason on today's pod. He mentioned Gobert to Atlanta and Randle to Phoenix as options. Here's how that could support a Giannis trade with pick #8 and #28, MN 2033 first going to Bucks. Does this top Miami's package? Youth & lotto pick.

[ForceTime @ForceTimePod]

me watching a jacked Rotta the Hutt roll around on a beach with tiny little baby Grogu

#TheMandalorianAndGrogu

[Slim Poppa @MyFansanity]

@JamesLiebz @dr_ilardi No, but keeping Naz would’ve. That’s the real difference maker.

[Slim Poppa @MyFansanity]

@JamesLiebz @dr_ilardi Not with the second apron.

[Slim Poppa @MyFansanity]

@kmedved Could also just give guys a warning and then hand out suspensions.

[Slim Poppa @MyFansanity]

How about we get them pick 18, 23, 28 and a 2033 first for their trouble of sending us Giannis?

[RealGM @RealGM]

Bucks Expected To Acquire Additional 2026 NBA Draft Picks https://t.co/N8lnDR4BjA

[Я @LJJM__]

Today’s the first Western Conference Finals game without the Timberwolves in 1,092 days

[Slim Poppa @MyFansanity]

@philfanacc Love this, but if completed on draft night, Wolves can include their 2026 first rounder and a 2033 first rounder.

[Slim Poppa @MyFansanity]

@allthingsmn Low key, you kind of cooked here. Wolves might need to send a little more to Milwaukee, but this feels pretty on target. Celtics promote Pritchard, but need to find a SG and PG depth. Solves their center issue, though.

[Slim Poppa @MyFansanity]

@WillRagatz @jrborman13 Also, wouldn’t have had cap room to re-sign Naz. The real return of the trade is Randle, Donte, Beringer and keeping Naz.

[Hardwood Paroxysm @HPbasketball]

It is time that we start to talk about the draft more honestly.

The value of it is mostly built up by people who LIKE the draft and like talking about it. It's become COMPLETELY overblown.

https://t.co/Y1IjcObFsB

[Slim Poppa @MyFansanity]

@TimGarrisonMN I think you’re right on the number for Ayo. Maybe 3 years, $13 million with a player option for Bones?