Kari (🚗ee)

30 something. she/her.

[Kari (🚗ee) @MyLifeIsForfeit]

My dog is too good to step on leaves

[Kari (🚗ee) @MyLifeIsForfeit]

Is this thing on?

[Kari (🚗ee) @MyLifeIsForfeit]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 12 Aug 2013 (via @twi_age).

[Kari (🚗ee) @MyLifeIsForfeit]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 12 Aug 2013 (via @twi_age).

[Kari (🚗ee) @MyLifeIsForfeit]

Wow, “What Happened To You?” by Bruce Perry and @Oprah is the first time I’ve heard dissociation discussed in such a light, as positive until it becomes maladaptive. This is such a fascinating look into trauma and the mind, I love it.

[Kari (🚗ee) @MyLifeIsForfeit]

@WellsFargo how are y’all sending me a shitton of credit offers and now closing your lines of credit? Sounds stupid and a half to me 😑

[Kari (🚗ee) @MyLifeIsForfeit]

Finally picked up my copy of the official #ChurchToo by @emilyjoypoetry and I’m so excited

[Kari (🚗ee) @MyLifeIsForfeit]

I love when guy who only show their emotions in fits of rage say they don’t like WandaVision.

Is it because her passionate reactions came from a place of love and not anger?

[Kari (🚗ee) @MyLifeIsForfeit]

@thingsicandani I cried so hard in my car wtf 😭😢

[Kari (🚗ee) @MyLifeIsForfeit]

@zaynmalik @ingridmusic Just listened and it’s gorgeous ❤️

[Kari (🚗ee) @MyLifeIsForfeit]

Apparently the government has decided I don’t get my tax refund from last year and I don’t get my $600 from the relief fund. Neither of them have shown up and I’m piiiiissed

[Kari (🚗ee) @MyLifeIsForfeit]

Oof, jk, there’s nothing funny about how delusional @RepMTG is or the number of horrible things she’s said and done.

[Kari (🚗ee) @MyLifeIsForfeit]

This lady is hilarious. Read her full reasons 😂

[Kari (🚗ee) @MyLifeIsForfeit]

This lady is hilarious. Read her full reasons 😂

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

I just filed Articles of Impeachment on President @JoeBiden.

[Kari (🚗ee) @MyLifeIsForfeit]

Astrid got a bath, and new bed, blanket, and collar. She is now snoozling very happily ❤️🐶

[K @harryvangelist]

Very much enjoyed drawing this shirt (and always enjoy drawing this face 🎀)

[Kari (🚗ee) @MyLifeIsForfeit]

@Steph_Palmer2 Yeah, because if you scroll back, these 2 tweets exist next to each other. Either a hack or someone sold their account because they had so many followers

[John Bisognano @johnbisognano]

Lee Harvey Oswald thought he was a patriot. He was not.

John Wilkes Booth thought he was a patriot. He was not.

Many people that cause terror claim to be acting as patriots. They are not.

Not one person that stormed through the doors of the US Capitol was a patriot. Not one.

[Hübbie @BlackTiePenguin]

When countless citizens lost voting rights to criminal offenses over marijuana possession, a White man trespasses onto the lawmaking chambers of the supposed free nation and lights a joint to parade his privilege. Read that as many times as you need to.

[Mrs.Hatake @dewash_]

I don’t ever want to hear it’s just a hat, it’s just a flag or it’s just a slogan. It’s just blatant racism and it always has been.