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Views are mine. Perceptions are yours. #UTC

[lex @MyMorningLexi]

To all my mutuals who care: my Facebook and Instagram are gone forever. They relegated me to the Shadow Realm. I have TikTok, BlueSky, and Twitter—that’s all.

I’m gutted. No photos of my family from the past; none of dead relatives or friends. @Meta has caused so much damage.

[enigma @thecountessine]

this song is so underrated

[lex @MyMorningLexi]

You ever just???? Realize this is life???? But…like… and sometimes that freaks me out so bad.

[lex @MyMorningLexi]

Not me actually excited again for another match day and we just played yesterday 😂 #CFC

[lex @MyMorningLexi]

Also, I’ve learned that we [mostly, generally] have humble players on our squad. That’s why Noni and Sterling never meshed imo. Too braggadocio. #CFC

[lex @MyMorningLexi]

If someone thinks a player is old and washed, send them to us. We’ll ignite a new fire within.

However, a young, budding talent? We smother the embers. 😂 I love you, Chelsea lmao

[lex @MyMorningLexi]

@CFC_OBED He’s moderate. Not terrible, not great. He’s like a white piece of paper waiting to be drawn on: if the squad is good that day then so is he. He assimilates to his surroundings very very well. But it’s annoying at the same time when we’re bad LMAO

[paige @BonerWizard]

Did something happen

[lex @MyMorningLexi]

Orange juice for breakfast every morning and all those fruit snacks fortified with vitamin C 😂

[Peaches 🍑 @_KingArii]

Most people born between 1980-1996 don’t be getting sick like that 😭😭😭😂😂😂 I don’t know what the hell they had us eating, drinking, or breathing growing up, but we got IMMUNE SYSTEMS FROM HELL. We are built different lmaoooooo.

[lex @MyMorningLexi]

Seeing the contrast between football twitter now versus football twitter when I was in high school and undergrad. Very…interesting difference.

[Premier League @premierleague]

Goal contributions galore for @ChelseaFC's front three this season ⚽️🅰️

[lex @MyMorningLexi]

Yeah…….we’re cooking

[lex @MyMorningLexi]

Oh we’re kinda cooking tbh

[CarefreeDaily. 🚬 @CarefreeDailyFC]

We’re inches away from the truth coming out about Premier League referees and Chelsea.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

We’re delighted to announce that Cole Palmer has signed a new contract until 2034. ✍️💙

[lex @MyMorningLexi]

@MOICAI_25 I hope everything is okay and works out for you. Up the Chels, brother 🫡💙

[lex @MyMorningLexi]

@MOICAI_25 Oh no! Where ya going?

[lex @MyMorningLexi]

Wowowow

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Man City guilty of all financial breaches, PL confirms https://t.co/Macj8KhxBO

[lex @MyMorningLexi]

Wrestling belts too!

[Deedotwill @Deedotwill]

Remember 2003-2006 they was putting spinning rims on everything. Watches, chains, shoes lmaoooo

[E @Ellis_]

If you watch Declan Rice play football for a full 90 minutes & then come to the conclusion that he’s one of the best midfielders in the world / a Ballon D’or level player then this sport is not for you.

[¹⁰ @SxrgioSZN]

2nd time he’s done this now btw. He knows he can just get away with it