M@ri@h C@r3y

This looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me.

[M@ri@h C@r3y @MyMyMariah]

Me: I'm all by myself
Friends: We are literally sitting besides you.
Me: But...

[vivi 🖍️ @channelserve]

nah i’m actually fuming. priya had every right to call out mica and samraj for moving sneakily behind her back, but samraj is saying “can’t you let me speak? you’re so rude, this is why i got the ick” nah bro get out of my villa. #loveisland #loveislanduk

[t @ttu4gf]

This episode of Traitor’s is a case study on the white man’s individualism at the expense of women’s collectivism. As in the real world, women’s labor once again is used against them. I can only hope Candiace gives Rob a taste of his own medicine. #TraitorsUS #Traitors

[Salesforce @salesforce]

Pencils of Promise is on a mission to give every child access to quality education.

For #GivingTuesday, @Salesforce is giving the spotlight to nonprofits — because #TeamEarth is all about using the power of business for good.

Donate to @PencilsOfPromis: https://t.co/fSDIpX1Jug

[Salesforce @salesforce]

International Justice Mission protects people in poverty from slavery and violence.

As members of #TeamEarth, we believe in using business for good. So this #GivingTuesday, @Salesforce is giving nonprofits the stage.

Support @IJM: https://t.co/DzNzFBHPqc

[Salesforce @salesforce]

There’s one team we’re all rooting for. #TeamEarth

[Salesforce @salesforce]

We’re huge LA fans. And also Cincy. The whole planet, really. #TeamEarth

[M@ri@h C@r3y @MyMyMariah]

Did or didn't I eat an entire bag of sautéed kale for lunch?? (I did, and I'll tell anyone who asks.)

[Sarah Ranney @Snarq]

I bought a sex swing and the only instructions were “if you build it, they will cum”

[M@ri@h C@r3y @MyMyMariah]

I miss 2018. Times were simpler...and you could still order cool ranch Doritos locos tacos 😭

[Sarah Ranney @Snarq]

Oh fuck

[Veronica 💁🏻‍♀️ @VeronicaRuckh]

Y’all ever been gaslit by an entire company or are you a man?

[Sarah Ranney @Snarq]

Co-star is starting to sound like my Creative Director.

[Female Copywriter @Femalcopywriter]

I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to compare myself to other people until I hate myself.

[M@ri@h C@r3y @MyMyMariah]

@lulustevie @ColourPopCo Dude I was literally geeking out about this last night. Think I gotta

[M@ri@h C@r3y @MyMyMariah]

@jtrain56 Dude your version of tbe story is self-aggrandizing and sexist. Have some empathy and show support when you have more composure than someone you care about. We all deserve the opportunity to be emotional from time to time, successful partnerships don’t chastise you for that.

[Female Copywriter @Femalcopywriter]

When my AD is out and I have to present visuals

[goo goo ga ga @lulustevie]

maybe I should be more of a bitch

[Female Copywriter @Femalcopywriter]

Creatives can have a little validation. As a treat.

[M@ri@h C@r3y @MyMyMariah]

@TheBensonEllis The best part about this is that I now know you watch love island

[M@ri@h C@r3y @MyMyMariah]

@allisonmgnaegy i have watched the office 700 times now, it's Steven's favorite sleep/eat show.

[M@ri@h C@r3y @MyMyMariah]

Upon 347th reflection, Jim and Pam are smug and selfish.