Meatball

yeah I’m gonna need a leather jacket for when I’m on my hog and need to go into a controlled slide

[Meatball @MyNameIsJen]

The plot thickens

[Meatball @MyNameIsJen]

The guy who violently sexually assaulted me in 2011 used to wear an “abortion is murder” shirt and constantly preach his conservative Christian family values so it’s cool that everything worked out for him

[Meatball @MyNameIsJen]

It doesn’t always feel like your body belongs to you, from unwanted groping, sexual assault, rape, not being able to make medical decisions… experiencing all of that and then seeing half the country ultimately deem that acceptable has killed something inside me I think

[Meatball @MyNameIsJen]

@highrachbyerach Women too apparently 🫠

[🤍masterbeef🤍 @newgamertag]

me after the coke zero cancels out the burgers and fries

[bug girl @buggirl]

“housewife” this “1950s” that….. my bitch in christ they were giving those ladies drugs and lobotomies because they were so depressed and unhappy with their lives i am going to beat the shit out of you

[Meatball @MyNameIsJen]

If this was ten years ago both baby and the dog would be guests on Ellen by Monday

[Meatball @MyNameIsJen]

“Model is 5’10” in a size 4 and 32D” excellent excellent now can you show me what the dress looks like on a golden retriever that might help too

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Imagine you go out to dinner and there's a goddamn family band playing this in the restaurant until everyone is in tears

[Meatball @MyNameIsJen]

Still don’t understand how so many people believe that if someone is faced with life threatening complications during pregnancy that they should just die instead of having the option of abortion? You guys suck so bad

[Meatball @MyNameIsJen]

My Grandfather in 2002 looking at all of my elementary school photos on the fridge:

[Meatball @MyNameIsJen]

Just did a Meatball Strikeout (ripped my inhaler chugged a La Croix and took a mood stabilizer)

[Meatball @MyNameIsJen]

Looks like an average Monday evening for me

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Let’s see if we can beat an NFL Team

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[Meatball @MyNameIsJen]

Got to work late, interrupted my boss on a zoom call, felt like I was going to pass out so immediately had to eat, spent 25 minutes trying to make a sandwich, eating the sandwich and feeling worse so I’m just laying on a couch. employee of the month here I come 🙏

[Trill Burr @ReloadedJu]

Chipmunk standin like he know he got that shit on

[pj @pjayevans]

Is there a reason for penguins. Or more just like a treat for us type thing

[Meatball @MyNameIsJen]

If I end my text with 🏌️‍♂️I’m saying “now watch this drive”