Matt Malles

Moved to Threads. Same number same hood… it’s all good

[Matt Malles @MyNameIsMatt167]

heyyy

[Matt Malles @MyNameIsMatt167]

ok

[Matt Malles @MyNameIsMatt167]

She drives a red sports car.

[Matt Malles @MyNameIsMatt167]

A frog got his DNA tested.

Turns out he's part Irish, part Brittish, and a tad Pole.

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[Matt Malles @MyNameIsMatt167]

Whattdya call a bullet proof Irishman?

Rick O'Shea.

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[Matt Malles @MyNameIsMatt167]

My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables. Jack and the beans talk.

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[Matt Malles @MyNameIsMatt167]

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

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[Matt Malles @MyNameIsMatt167]

John Travolta tested negative for Coronavirus last night. Turns out it was just Saturday Night Fever.

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[Matt Malles @MyNameIsMatt167]

Somebody just threw a jar of mayonnaise at me. I was like: "What the Hellman!"

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[Matt Malles @MyNameIsMatt167]

Hot Dog Lovers: Heinz Hot Dog Pact - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/NiF6ZFwPLZ via @Change

[Matt Malles @MyNameIsMatt167]

@Teleflora just provided me with the worst #CustomerExperience I've had recently with a company. Missed the delivery for my mom for Mother's Day, never called, never emailed, told me they tried to deliver. Now it's Tues after #mothersday2020 and still no delivery. I'm done.

[Matt Malles @MyNameIsMatt167]

Guess who just made my day? @WarbyParker. Thanks #teamwarby! (Special shout-out to Megan!)

[Matt Malles @MyNameIsMatt167]

This is amazing! I had to watch it twice...

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

We mashed up @BarackObama’s Bin Laden speech with @RealDonaldTrump’s al-Baghdadi speech, and the results are amazing

[Endure Walls by Tedlar @EndureWalls]

Congrats to Michayla Pflieger from @RLPSinteriors - Michayla dropped her business card at our booth at #bdny2019 and was the lucky winner of an #amazon HD Fire tablet! Just in time for the holidays! #wallcoverings #commercialdesign

[Endure Walls by Tedlar @EndureWalls]

Had a great time exhibiting and educating at the @lancchamber Expo last week! #interiordesign #architecture #healthcaredesign #hospitalitydesign #corporatedesign

[Matt Malles @MyNameIsMatt167]

Check out what I just added to my closet on Poshmark: Kenneth Cole Reaction 2 Piece Blue Sharkskin Suit. https://t.co/iBIQLZcsq2 via @poshmarkapp #shopmycloset

[Matt Malles @MyNameIsMatt167]

Check out what I just added to my closet on Poshmark: Levi’s 512 Slim Taper Jeans 32 x 30. https://t.co/2XpmDzmaBg via @poshmarkapp #shopmycloset

[Matt Malles @MyNameIsMatt167]

Check out what I just added to my closet on Poshmark: Levi’s 514 Straight Jeans 32 x 30. https://t.co/TKZaqRTewD via @poshmarkapp #shopmycloset

[Matt Malles @MyNameIsMatt167]

Check out what I just added to my closet on Poshmark: Levi’s 512 Slim Taper Performance Jeans 32 x 30. https://t.co/FbXdDs7ger via @poshmarkapp #shopmycloset

[Matt Malles @MyNameIsMatt167]

Check out what I just added to my closet on Poshmark: Levi’s 512 Slim Taper Jean 32 x 30. https://t.co/Tod6rQ3uYs via @poshmarkapp #shopmycloset