Laura M

Ironman triathlete. Generally fabulous.

[Laura M @MyNameIsRawra]

@shitbarrister Cereal surprise. Totally standard adulting.

[Laura M @MyNameIsRawra]

@TheSundayGirlUK I have slept in mine before and still woke up with dewy newborn skin- go for it!

[Laura M @MyNameIsRawra]

@TheSundayGirlUK Fresh Rose mask: GAME CHANGER 🙌🏽

[Laura M @MyNameIsRawra]

@vickymckellar Fuck me I missed this comment 😂😂😂👌🏼

[Laura M @MyNameIsRawra]

@pearlylondon I do mastectomy survivor tattoos- she can have a freebie any day of the week with that comment alone 😂

[Laura M @MyNameIsRawra]

@hotpatooties I genuinely thought I’d be able “to walk a 10K with the dog for some fresh air with the baby” two days post birth.

I made it to the end of our driveway. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Laura M @MyNameIsRawra]

@vickymckellar What the fuck is even going on here?! Seriously that rear is needing its own postal code!!

[Laura M @MyNameIsRawra]

Amen. Take your LIVELAUGHLOVE signs with you.

[Shit Barrister @shitbarrister]

Fuck off, people who have a glass of “fizz”.

[Laura M @MyNameIsRawra]

Me every Run session 🙈

[StravaWankers @stravawankers]

Hope you’re all ready for marathon excuse bingo tomorrow.
Score 1 point for:

• It was too hot/cold
• There were too many people there
• I got a stitch
• My ankle/knee/foot/teeth hurt
• The course was long
• I was fine until mile x when...
• Toilet queue too long

[Laura M @MyNameIsRawra]

Everyone in my house: “sleep if you’re tired! It’s so important for training, Y U NO SLEEP”
Also everyone in my house: “please stay awake with me though all night long”

[Laura M @MyNameIsRawra]

💁🏻‍♀️

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

Government: You owe us money. It’s called taxes.

Me: How much do I owe?

Gov’t: You have to figure that out.

Me: I just pay what I want?

Gov’t: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too.

Me: What if I get it wrong?

Gov’t: You go to prison

[Laura M @MyNameIsRawra]

@Daily_Star @MartinMinett here’s my new pizza oven design.

[Laura M @MyNameIsRawra]

@JayneLikesCake 12mo is a hell of a notice period! Congratulations!

[Laura M @MyNameIsRawra]

@Ironholgs Good on you and get well soon!

[Laura M @MyNameIsRawra]

Hollywood offers Prue his cream horn, waits for Razzle guest editor call. #gbbo

[Laura M @MyNameIsRawra]

@rheezie @Chlo_G You’re banned from seeing Britney bitch.

[Laura M @MyNameIsRawra]

#trailblazer 💁🏻‍♀️

[eternalbeautycompany @eternalbeautyc1]

Absolutely thrilled to be bringing this to Cambridgeshire for the first time!
https://t.co/PyHnmvG242

[Laura M @MyNameIsRawra]

@Delboy1978 It’s been about for aaaages! And I’m well old!!